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Scooter Magee™ 🍁 retweeted
A man wearing a Puerto Rican flag tosses paper towel over the fence toward the White House. “Never forget,” he said.
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Donald Trump’s premature claims of victory are illegitimate, dangerous, and authoritarian.
Count the votes. Respect the results.
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Yo' momma's so stupid she doesn't realize her country's on the verge of a dictatorship.
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How people think anchors talk at home @ABC7Robert
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BREAKING NEWS: Joe “Wore The Biggest Mask I’ve Ever Seen” Biden is doing fine
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One thing we know for sure is they didn’t catch it from fucking each other.
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Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!
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The people waiting in line for the #TrumpRallyOrlando are caught in the pouring rain, because God hates assholes.
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Donald Trump currently has:
- No Secretary of Defense
- No Homeland Security Director
- No Secret Service Director
- No ICE Director
- No Air Force Secretary
- No FEMA Director
- No UN Ambassador
- No Communications Director
- No White House Chief of Staff
- No clue
PARTY ON Garth's Mom! She's totally stoked and cheering for the @NHLFlames! Loves the @NHL Hockey Playoffs! #waynesworld #partyon @danacarvey @MikeJohnMyers
Do you think the new @nyjets uniforms are similar to those of the @sskroughriders ? I think it looks like more than a coincidence ... Opinions? @TSN_Sports @CFL @CFL_News @NFL @Piranha_Brother what do you think? #riders #CFL #Roughriders #sask #yxe #yqr #Jets #NYJets
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It has been decided! Not only will I be @Rock_Vault @VinylVegas @HardRockHotelLV AND tomorrow night but I’m coming back next Saturday to Wednesday/March 30th to April 3rd as well! Good times keep on rollin’!
Artwork by @scootermagee
Little known fact ... @CourteneyCox is 20,000 days old today! Happy 20,000th Birthday! (Born June 15th, 1964)
@courteneycoxorg @CourtneyCoxNews
Scooter Magee™ 🍁 retweeted
20 years ago today, Office Space came out in theaters. This is the clapper from the last scene we shot. As you can see, Stephen Root nailed it in two takes. And that's the actual stapler from the movie. (It got burned when Milton set the building on fire.)
Hi @JeffRogstadCTV , @CTVStephanieV, @ctvsaskatoon I think this headline/story is incorrect. It should read "This is Saskatoon’s coldest February 6th in 112 years" not "Coldest Day". Off the top of my head, it was -44.9 on Jan 28, 2004 saskatoon.ctvnews.ca/this-is…