Why does subway only have 1 type of cheese?

So many people use citymapper... 🤔

Someone got on the bus and asked if it was going to the market. #lol

Why do Londoners think putting their rubbish on a ledge is as good as in a bin?

Feet are gross

"I left the oven on all night, and I wasn't even drunk" #liftstories

Winter hasn't even started and people are already sick. Grrrrrr. #2moredays

Why get an espresso takeaway?

Dude, stop rambling

Listening to a guy take an interview for an insurance job. "I'll be fine at SQL because of my math background" lawl

Just received an email saying that @giffgaff would like to refund me some money. It looks legit, but is it really?

"A long-awaited nationwide programme to introduce a universal non-cash payment method is set to be rolled out in Wellington in 2021, with the rest of the country jumping on board by 2026." 8 more years to roll out? Gawd...

Lol yes and no

My feet are sore :(

Missing my function row already :(

Hey @ZipcarUK how do I book a Flex online to make use of the Easter £20 promotion?

Hey @hyperoptic ever since the planned maintenance at our building on the 14th our Internet has been sloooooooow. 🙄 help please! hyperoptic.speedtestcustom.c…