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Canada
Joined July 2009
You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future – at Mississauga, Ontario
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Fuck the new Twitter the horse Elon rode in on.
Living near a wetland is great, all the water creatures and migratory bird, all great except for being woken up months on end by the sound of shotgun blasts. #fuckhunters
The Queen is dead, the Queen is dead! Long live the King!
America is a shithole country
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I was just starting to get over my @boburnham obsession and he had to go release The Inside Outtakes.
Not happy with @WestJet customer service. They lost my luggage not once but twice! Haven’t had my suitcase for my entire vacation. I still can’t get answers after 6 hours of phone calls. DO BETTER!
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It’s very frustrating and will like make me use @AirCanada (who found my luggage before @WestJet promptly lost it again) next time I book.
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Not happy #westjet still can’t find my luggage and getting a hold of a live person is near impossible
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Canada stopped minting Pennies 10 years ago today. Good riddance.
April fool’s day is the worst gimmick of all of humanity.
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A reference to the @SilverSnailTO in Alpha Flight 100?
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Donald Trump must be fearful of getting his access to Russian money cut off. I received 17 emails yesterday begging for donations. The grift continues #TrumpRussia #TrumpIsARussianAsset
Lily James does such a fantastic job portraying Pamela Anderson in Pam & Tommy that sometimes I forget it’s not actually Pam. #PamAndTommy
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Cue all the idiots blaming Trudeau/Biden for gas price increases.
scienceduck retweeted
A truck is not a speech. A horn is not a voice. An occupation is not a protest. A blockade is not freedom, it blocks the liberty of all. A demand to overthrow a government is not a dialogue. The expression of hatred is not a difference of opinion. A lie is not the truth.
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My neighbour’s friend had his bank accounts frozen when he said his favourite line in the movie Braveheart is “they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!” #FluTrucksKlan
My neighbour Steve said his bank account was frozen today after he had a dream the other night about being a truck driver.
The blockade at the Coutts border crossing has cost the Alberta government ~$44,000,000 per day. Yet, the police are greeting & hugging those involved. If you’re not outraged, you’re just not paying attention.
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Jeremy Davies is really a combo version of Neil Patrick Harris and Henry Thomas.
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Neil Patrick Davies or Jeremy Harris.