Me: Good Afternoon Class,
Hi everyone!
Student yells: NICKI IS THE QUEEN OF RAP, I just need y’all to know…
Me: Plays New Kids on The Block
Student: Ms. Payne when we said play club music…we didn’t mean from when you was in the club!
Student: I know I just turned in these assignments today from 3 weeks ago...but would you be able to grade them now.
Me:
Students in the chat:
A: You wanna play roblox
B: Yeah what’s ur username
Teacher: Uhhh we are in class right now lol
A: Right, ok l8er after school
Seems like the American People need to call J G Wentworth for relief instead of the government
877-CASH-NOW
I know you remember the jingle.
#StimulusCheck #taxes #jgwentworth
science remixed retweeted
I should’ve been studying like this the whole time lol
One of my former students asked me for help with their biology final exam so of course I remixed @theestallion's Body song into #Antibodyody to teach a little about antibodies and the immune response. A quick little song from your favorite scientist #body 😂
Student: I couldn’t do my work because I have internet problems.
Me: You just told me you got the new PlayStation 5 and that the graphics were “crispy.”
Me: What is something that you like about yourself?
Student: my laziness bc it helps me find easier and simpler ways to do things...
Just had a parent email me “ I have an issue with failing grades - I can understand (my student) not being on camera in classes, tardy and even ABSENT”
Me: create a project using one element from the a Periodic Table.
Completed Student Project: water
#chemistry #neildegrasstyson #WorldTeachersDay