@schtheven

Mostly wholesome, A+ iq (97), super high quality opinions on things. Lovely wife: @arandiband

 Texas, USA
Joined March 2014
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Proof that the left can in fact meme
Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton26 Oct 2016
Happy birthday to this future president.
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Gah I thought of this a month ago I thought it was gonna be such a banger
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“These two teams are going up and down on each other.” - Joe Buck
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Father in law handed us down his blackstone
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Get yourself a Lovely Wife who plans your whole anniversary trip around visiting the No. 1 rated disc golf course in Texas. Go into debt if you have to.
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I have the hungriest cat
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I think I must have 10 privilege because other woman have never given me attention in 17 years of marriage.
Tim@loak_akgaeOct 21
why does it get so much easier to get women when u have a girlfriend
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Poasting for the bros anyway
Lex@onlylex01Oct 21
Delete that paragraph king she don’t give a fuck
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Since Stev is out of pocket, I guess I’ll poast barn.
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All the way!
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I sought a Man Encino weezin juice and grind
🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes
@StuffForSistersOct 22
I doused a man in Reno just to watch him dry
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Top five horror movies Ernest scared stupid Little monsters Agh! Real monsters Killer clowns from outer space Clue
HappySandyJ@maxxin_alll_JOct 22
Top five horror movies What Lies Beneath Carrie (1976) 28 Days Later Neon Demon The Others
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Ezydu@ezradulisOct 21
"Call Her Daddy" host Alex Cooper & actress Sophia Bush: if a woman is questioning whether she can do better than her current husband, "the answer is always yes." "This idea that it's too late or you're too old, or who are you to want more, that's patriarchy. That is crazy."
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It’s women’s app, we’re just tweeting in it.
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God bless them, but The Midnight tried to recreate the Phil Collins’ drum fill in Crystalline. Falls flat.
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I haven’t digested this tomato soup all the way but yeah sure I’ll deadlift with a belt on
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Surely I’ve got some medical imaging frens on this app that can do me a hip MRI arthrogram for cheaper than $2200, right?
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Forgot to vote. Oh well it was always just going to get worse either way.
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Today’s not even election day!
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Wanna see my source texts?
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Her when she sees my source texts
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