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Mike Garnett

@schpling

Cyclist, bassist, Spurs fan, & professional sports-watcher.

 Salford, England
Joined March 2015
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29/09/24 Man Utd 0-3 Tottenham Hotspur 23/11/24 Man City 0-4 Tottenham Hotspur Tottenham OWNS Manchester!!! #COYS
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Sooner or later, one of these so-called "assassination attempts" on @realDonaldTrump will be successful, and the USA and the whole world will be a whole lot safer. Come on you 2nd Amendment nutters, be more accurate next time. His ego really is an easy target. #fucktrump
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Watching the speed climbing in the #Olympics2024Paris and I can't help wondering why the wrestlers of #WWE take so long to climb in their ladder and cage matches... 🤔🤷‍♂️
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So then, Joe Biden's pulled out of the US presidential election. It's probably for the best. After all, he's nearly as much of an incoherent bumbling fool as Donald Trump. But still nowhere near as racist, corrupt, narcissistic, or convicted rapist...
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Spare ticket available for @garbage at @O2ApolloManc tonight. FV: £48. Any takers? #Garbage
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The country feels better today. #ToriesOut – at Salford, England
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He's done it! Officially the GOAT!
British Cycling (@BritishCycling) profile pictureBritish Cycling@BritishCycling3 Jul 2024
THIRTY FIVE! 🚀 Sir Mark Cavendish. Cycling's greatest ever sprinter. #TDF2024
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Fifteen years. Five prime ministers, seven chancellors, eight foreign secretaries, twelve culture secretaries and sixteen housing ministers. A thread, for #RantyTuesday.
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International football tournaments are so much better when England get eliminated early so we can just dispense with the bullshit of expectation and just enjoy decent football as a neutral... #England #euros #EURo2024 – at Salford, England
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This is possibly the best piece of fan shithousery I have ever seen – at Salford, England
Out Of Context Football (@nocontextfooty) profile pictureOut Of Context Football
@nocontextfooty5 Jun 2024
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Five years ago today, I received a text message at half time... #UCL #THFC – at Salford, England
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@SpursOfficial8 May 2024
Five years ago today, @LucasMoura7 scored THAT iconic #UCL semi-final hat-trick against Ajax 💫 Incredible 🤯
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Pedro Porro channeling his inner Josimar tonight. #TOTBUR #COYS #FACup – at Salford, England
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Luke Littler is good at darts #PDC #WorldDartsChampionship #darts – at Salford, England
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I've got a spare ticket for @TheAlmightyband tonight. It's free, as I'd rather it didn't go to waste.
RICKY WARWICK 🍀 (@rickywarwick) profile pictureRICKY WARWICK 🍀@rickywarwick1 Dec 2023
Replying to @TheAlmightyband
@TheAlmightyband
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I've got a spare ticket for @TheAlmightyband at Manchester Academy this Friday. Any takers? FV: £39.50
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Currently on the lovely Tanzanian island of Mafia for a few days of scuba diving, and had this beauty drop in for breakfast. Can the lovely people of Spider Twitter/X please help with species identification? #spiders – at Tanzania
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I went to Kenya and I made friends with a python and fed a giraffe – at Arusha, Tanzania
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I've moved on from the jungles of Uganda, and this morning I did a safari in Kenya, and saw this guy move faster than the Spurs defence – at Nakuru, Kenya
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I went to Uganda and hung out with some mountain gorillas – at Kabale, Uganda
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