Lead IT Services Engineer of NYC
New York, NY
Joined October 2024
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Don't bother talking to #delta airlines if your flight is delayed, they'll cancel your itinerary and put you on stopover flights as punishment. Then they'll sell your seat for more money and tell you they can't fix because your original flight is full. Has to be one ofthe worst🛩
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Me: CALLS I.T....Hi my laptop is doing something weird.
IT guy: What kind of weird?
Me: It's just. Being weird.
IT guy: Can you be more specific.
Me: It's making a sound.
IT guy: What kind of sound.
Me: Like. A thinking sound. But angrier.
IT guy: PAUSE.......Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Me: I feel like you ask everyone that.
IT guy: I ask everyone that because everyone needs to hear it.
Me: What if I already tried that.
IT guy: Did you?
Me: ...Define tried.
IT guy: Did you turn it off.
Me: I closed the screen.
IT guy: LONGEST EXHALE IN HUMAN HISTORY...... That's not turning it off.
Me: It goes dark. It sleeps. Is that not essentially off?
IT guy: It is not essentially off. It is essentially a nap. We need to turn it off.
Me: Okay okay doing it now. TURNS OFF LAPTOP......Now what.
IT guy: Turn it back on.
Me: That's it?
IT guy: That's it.
Me: TURNS IT ON..... Oh. It's fine. The sound is gone.
IT guy: Great.
Me: You're like a witch doctor.
IT guy: I'm going to hang up now.
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Kevin McAllister and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
What happens when Kevin gets lost in NYC and the Wet Bandits confront him? The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles save the day!
Raphael, Casey Jones & April O'Neil team up with Kevin in this EPIC Home Alone x TMNT crossover fan film.
Happy Holidays! 🎅🏼
#HomeAlone #TMNT #StopMotion
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#owlcatadvent
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Allan "gasp, that means the smiling friends will be owned by satan" Smiling Friends s02e04 green screen #greenscreen
Sadly my tenure at X is at an end. Little over 2 years, I've been through quite a bit in the NYC office. Loved every minute of it, and I'm prepared for anything in the future, honestly. Off to new things, but I'll watch X (and now xAI) with interest. Can't wait to see what happens
So I'm fostering a cat. Place hasn't been the same since I lost Harley. Hope to keep him, but apparently he misses me while I'm at work and landlord is already bitching about his meowing
