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Joined October 2018
six years of ancient Greek, now just the occasional letter in regression formulas — we had some good times in college, but I guess we’ve both moved on
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seeing unprecedented creativity in the spelling of "millennium"
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We went to the ABBA museum in Stockholm and when we got back, there were copies of the next day's schedule under our door. gf: Why did they give us two? me: One for me, one for you, ah-haa-aaa 🎶
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the brooklyn bridge caught fire for a little bit at the end
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vacuum cleaner petrichor
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just ran into a guy I worked with briefly over 10 years ago, I blanked on his name, but I remembered his birthday from his I-9 form
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robert ⚡️ retweeted
Herculaneum fused scroll read in full. scrollprize.org/firstscroll
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all Brooklyn screaming!
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very freeing to increase your typing speed without bothering to increase your skill, just type as fast as possible and let the machine figure it out
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every time Claude says "You're right to call that out" it should refund your tokens
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very sad, I loved this place
Latest change coming to Shibuya: the iconic Hands store (née Tokyu Hands) is closing in November after 48 years in business. It follows the Seibu department store's announcement it'll close in September. Wars between the these stores' parent corporations were crucial in building modern Shibuya. news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/0b…
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My gf and I walked past a construction site and one of the guys called out, "Hey beautiful, how's it going?" and I said, "Fine baby, thanks for asking," and the whole crew laughed at him.
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robert ⚡️ retweeted
I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to call this the greatest piece of prediction market content created to date.
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When I worked at the Royal Mint, I ate my lunch here most days. The garden is an apocalyptic eden.
'Church of St.Dunstan-in-the-East' (from 'Relics & Memorials of London Town', 1910) by James Ogilvy
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my girlfriend was asked to join the coop board so I asked the coop board to buy a power rack and some bumper plates
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I learned this lesson from my uncle (a cop), testifying about an interaction with an FBI agent: Lawyer: Did you say, "I don't think you have the balls to shoot me." Uncle: No. Uncle, after trial: What I said was, "Go ahead and shoot me if you think you've got the balls."
The lawyer in the trial against John D. Rockefeller slipped up and asked him about the "Southern Improvement Co." when they meant to say "South Improvement Co." Rockefeller, talking about this moment years later, says: "I never undertake to instruct the man who asks me questions."
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We went to the opera a lot last year and already several times this year so I made my gf an emoji cheatsheet of the plots:
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robert ⚡️ retweeted
Written English has barely changed in 300 years. If you can read Harry Potter, you can read Robinson Crusoe (1719). The Spelling of our Tongue was in the main ſettled ere the eighteenth Century, & the Grammar has ſuffer'd but little Alteration ſince. Yet before this happy Settlement, things were exceeding ſtrange. In Shakeſpeares dayes, ſpelling was much more variable, & you ſhall finde notable differences in the grammar: "thou" could bee intimate or inſulting, depending vpon whom you ſayd it to; to chooſe amiſse had conſequences. Wende we now tuo hundred ȝeer bifore, to Chauceres tyme. It seemeth ȝit as Englisshe, but it nis nat esy to reden withouten greet connynge. Yet tuo hundred wintre er, sone after þat the Normans comen to þis londe, is Englisch on muchel wandlunge. Þe tunges work is tobroken, Frensce wordes comeþ in, and þe writunge is al totwemed. Þy furðor þu underbæc færst, þy gelicor biþ Englisc gesewen þære Deniscan spræce. Englisce bec þæs m. geare ne mæg nan mann rædan buton he sundorlice geleornad sy.
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