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The best salesman I ever encountered wore a $30k Rolex and made 6 figures off a cold email to me…
And I am the worst person to ever do cold outreach to…I HATE buying anything when I’m being “sold”
First response is always *delete*, unsubscribe/block or nicely decline
This one went differently…
A business development person was coming from out of town and wanted to meet with me
I had deleting his email multiple times, but now he went back channel and got a colleague to connect us so I was forced to respond this time
Unfortunate for him, my response was still “thanks but I am tied up and can’t meet” aka no interest, leave me alone
The next day he had a Starbucks gift card waiting on my desk with a nice note (creepy?) Good start but still not enough…
Two months pass, his next email is asking if he can bring me coffee “in person this time” and meet for 15 mins
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Several months pass, I ran into him at an industry conference and he invites me to a dinner. Expensive steak dinner (paid by him) + some great networking…can’t complain (still no sales pitch!)
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Despite my best attempt to dodge him… he offically won me over and gets my call
He delivers and knocks it out of the park too!
Over the next 2 years he becomes a close friend, my goto guy, and the guy I refer to everyone in my network
Did some rough math and estimated this to be over $400k of revenue and I’ve never heard his sales pitch!
Watching him made me a better sales person myself
Lesson learned: The worlds best sales people know how to sell, without making you feel like you are being sold to
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One of my clients:
Runs a general contracting biz generating $1m+ in profit for him personally. Fixing up houses for clients with his Rolodex of contractors.
He taxes the cashflow from that business and buys dilapidated real estate every year in the exact markets he runs his company in.
He uses his business to fix it up, then rents it out and gets a big chunk of bonus depreciation each year.
His real estate holdings have surpassed his contracting business valuation by a long shot.
Pays NOTHING in taxes each year.
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How to buy a small, off-market mobile home or RV park that can 2x your money in 1-2 years.
5 steps, actionable and specific. Let’s go!
1. Pick the city
Two biggest factors: Crime & unemployment rates
Crime: CrimeGrade . org
Unemployment: SimpleMaps . com
Cities with 3k - 30k people are best. This is the sweet spot for enough population & not to much competition.
You want parks with almost no web presence & little to no reviews.
A Dollar General nearby is great. Walmart is better. But remember, “if no DG, it ain’t for me.”
If there's a Whole Foods you ain't getting a good deal.
Growth rate is good too, but #3 to the two above.
2. Find the leads
Get on Google Maps and search "mobile home park" in your target area(s). Avoid NY & CA (not landlord friendly).
Make a Google sheet of the leads & use Loom to record your screen.
Spend 30 mins doing this.
OR, use something like Outscraper to do it for you. Be warned though, that if you don’t do this yourself the scraped results may not be as accurate.
If you’re targeting a smaller geographical area I would do it by hand. If a whole state, use software.
You’re looking for phone numbers. Use SearchBug . com to see if cell or landline for pennies.
Go to Upwork and hire a virtual assistant to keep doing this for you, assuming you are targeting a larger area. They will cost around $5/hour.
Use that same Loom link in your posting so applicants can see what the job will entail.
When working, Loom it! You’ll never know when you’ll need it.
More leads = better deals.
3. Call the leads
Call up the owners and be real. Don't talk about any accolades. He doesn't care and it will only hurt you.
You're a hard working country boy. You have a wife and kids (I hope you actually do).
Are you a democrat? Don't tell the owner. (Sorry, democrats).
Here's your general pitch:
"I'm not a broker, I'm just looking for some good real estate and don't want to waste your time with a lowball offer. I can pay cash and close fast"
Tell him about your wife and kids and what you do on the weekend.
Most importantly, LISTEN. He's going to talk your ear off. This is a good sign.
4. Ask the right questions
Ask him:
How many pad sites?
How many of those have a unit on them?
How many of the units are RVs? (It's common for there to be a mix of MH/RV)
Any single family homes on the property? Rent?
Are the units park owned or tenant owned? (this is key)
If a mix, what's the mix?
Park-owned homes you have to maintain. AVOID AT ALL COSTS. Tenant-owned homes are key (lot rent). This means you only rent out the land and underground infrastructure.
Depending on the state, sometimes you can sell back or give away the park-owned units to the tenants to absolve yourself of maintenance. Check the laws!
You'll command half the rent but enjoy 90% less hassles.
$250 or so is common lot rent in the midwest and SE.
What's the occupancy and rental amount of each type of unit?
Any outbuildings on the property?
Septic or city sewer? If septic, conventional or aerobic? Sewer is best. Septic isn’t a deal breaker but you REALLY want to have it inspected.
If there’s a lagoon or wastewater treatment plant I want you to throw that phone as far as you can, block their number and never speak of it again.
Within city limits or no? City limits are best but rare.
Outstanding municipal or zoning issues?
How much is insurance?
How much is landscaping?
Asphalt, cement or dirt roads?
Condition of the roads?
Any drainage issues?
Is there a manager? What do you pay them? (Best if no manager)
Any pending litigation?
What are total collections?
How do people pay rent?
How many are delinquent?
What condition are the units in?
Do you have a lien on the property?
How long have you owned it?
30 or 50 amp?
City maintained streets?
City water or well? City is best.
Keep in mind, that’s a lot of questions to ask. You have to feel it out, if he’s being standoffish, don’t keep pushing, just call back. This isn’t a used car lot, this is a relationship you’re trying to build.
Don’t try and close on this first call.
The key question:
"If we were to make a deal, what's a ballpark offer you'd expect?"
Don't anchor him with "bottom dollar."
Using the word "ballpark" keeps numbers loose.
Whatever number he says, you want to pause and hem and haw over it. Embrace the silence and awkwardness.
Back to car sales, they call this the “silent walkaround” when valuing a trade-in. Don’t say a thing about the asset, but point out the flaws with your body language.
Touch the dents and scratches as you pause.
Do the phone version of this.
Tell him you'll get back to him tomorrow.
Thank him profusely for his time and congratulate him on the park he's built.
5. Underwrite
Before you do anything, check with the city to ensure the park is in good standing. Get that in writing. Don't trust the seller. Buyers are liars? So are sellers!
Now's time to crunch numbers:
What's a cap rate? The net operating income of the park divided by the price you'd like to pay.
If you want your money back in 5 years and you're willing to pay up to $1m, you need $200k net profit per year.
This is a 20% cap rate (20 cap). It's aggressive but possible on a smaller, rural park. (Yes, it really is, even in 2023)
You probably won’t find a park that big in a small town for a good price, though.
Start w/ a smaller park & higher cap rate. More room for error. $300k - $1m purchase price.
First do some market research:
Remember all your leads? Call competing parks as a potential tenant and ask what their lot rent is.
Put this in a spreadsheet to get average lot rent & park-owned home rent.
Keep in mind many of these parks will be undercharging as well.
It's common to find parks charging $100 that could charge $250.
When calculating cap rate BE CONSERVATIVE. Don't count on 100% of people staying if you increase rents, even though most will.
Use $190 to be safe.
Shoot for a park that will net $100k/year after rent increases that you pay no more than $600k for.
It’s hard but not impossible.
Or maybe you find a $30k/year park to get your feet wet. At least you're in the game.
The more leads you scrape, the better chance of finding this park.
Shoot for as much seller financing as you can get.
Finance the rest with friends/family or savings.
Once you find this park, get it under contract.
Use a standard, simple real estate form that you can find on your state's real estate commission website.
Texas' is called TREC.
Yes, get it under contract before seeing it.
Put down earnest and option money, and then go see it.
Don't dress like a city slicker. Be personable and be willing to stay a while and BS.
Drive a Tesla? Rent a truck. Drive a Prius? Just quit.
Inspect the condition of the units, even if you aren't buying them
Crappy units = more tenants willing to abandon them.
And they aren't cheap to remove or move.
Verify everything he said on the call
If all looks good, start on the inspections:
Septic or sewer lines
SFH home inspection.
Check with the city for outstanding issues or litigation
Check for liens
Wastewater treatment plant? If so, abandon ship!
Electrical infrastructure
Use professionals for all of these.
Ask for:
Rent rolls. They will likely be handwritten, that’s ok.
Bank statements.
Ask to speak to a few tenants to get their experience.
Inspect their lease.
Ask for vendor invoices or history of payments.
Ask to speak to vendors.
At some point before you close, list the property on Craigslist, FB Marketplace and Zillow. See how demand is for vacancies.
If all still looks good, close on the property.
6. Post-closing strategy
Meet all the tenants in the evening, they're at work during the day.
Shake their hands. Tell them you want their experience to be amazing & you want them to stay
Give them your number
Ask what can be fixed
If fixes are cheap, do them ASAP
Tell that tenant once fixes are made. Address them by name.
Clean up the park. Hire a tree guy to clear out low hanging branches.
Do some simple landscaping.
Find the tattletale in the park and get all the dirt. Who are the druggies and abusive husbands?
Get them out ASAP if you can. They are much more expensive than the temporary vacancy hit.
Fix potholes and drainage issues.
ADD VALUE. Show you care.
Wait a couple months before making any changes.
Bring lot rents closer to market. Be upfront about this. They will understand if they've been getting a deal.
Give people 2-3 more months' notice to give them time.
Keep renting out vacancies at new price.
This isn't self storage. You won't raise rents yearly. Don't be a jerk.
Let them know what to expect.
Once rents are raised and park is stabilized, you are 9-12 months in.
Search Loopnet for the most active MHP brokers
Hire the best one & pay what he or she commands.
Sell on the market for 7-10% cap
You've just 2-3x'ed your money. Rinse & repeat. I have done this over 20 times, including in 2023. Not all of my deals were bangers, but most were.
There's a lot of fine print, and things can and will go wrong, so don't be dumb. Do your own research. Not everything can be explained in 1,700 words.
Follow @mhp_guy for more. I also write about this kinda stuff on my once/week free newsletter on MHPGuy . com. When you signup you'll get my simple RV/MHP deal calculator.
I don't do courses, I just like to write.
Thanks for reading!
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A nice-looking strip mall is great for the investor, the tenants, and the community.
Locals drive by your property every day - why not make it inviting?
Create a space you'd be proud to take your family to visit. It's not that hard:
1) Paint - best ROI in real estate
2) Landscaping - makes the site pop right away
3) Lighting - easy fix, safety is a big deal
4) Tenant Mix - don't rent to just anyone - think through your decision. How will this tenant impact parking? Do you really want to put a tattoo shop next to a dentist? Co-tenancy is everything!
5) Stucco - much less expensive than you think - makes your property look brand new
6) Seating areas - a couple of strategically placed benches and tables can make a huge difference.
7) Signage - channel letters create a totally different look and feel than those cheap box signs.
8) Parking - the lifeblood of the strip mall. Incredible how many spaces you can often add by simply re-striping the lot and adding some compact spaces, per code.
9) Visibility - trim a tree a bit, remove a parking spot that's blocking the monument sign. What's the use of 40,000 cars driving by a pizza place if customers can't see it?
10) Garbage pick-ups and maintenance: Change the pickup frequency to 5 days a week from 3 days if you need to, and have your landscaper come as often as needed. This added cost is one of the best investments you can make.
Think of it as hosting a party where the entire community is invited - make it interesting and comfortable, and they will come!
It's the ultimate win-win.
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