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Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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that's the beauty of being that bitch. you can have the most dramatic emotional breakdown of your life and still come back swinging
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment




























