Not your average mom

Joined November 2017
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Blondes have more fun
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I ain’t mad that i can’t sleep, I’m mad that i had all damn day to think about the things that I’m thinking about that’s preventing me to go to sleep.
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ATX, you play the best music.
I got the “regret to inform you” email about the masters ticket selection. What a way to ruin my day 🙄
We’re so happy for you! @ChaztonT #GirlDad
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My kids issues with Siri giving directions while cutting off his jam is something serious. 😂
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Being a boy mom. I am starting to realize how gross boys truly are. And it is mind blowing.
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Like WHY take off your hey dude in the middle of a park and start chewing on it!?!? WHY WHY WHY 🤯🤮
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My Twitter drafts make me realize how unstable my thoughts are. Including this one.
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I feel like a lost dummy trying to figure out Spotify #help
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Love/hate relationship buying $50 Jean shorts only for them to become too big a week later 🥲🥲🥲
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The cousin @KolbyCooper_ put out a banger tonight. Listen to that shit.
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Backroads racing through my permanent headphones – at Oklahoma, USA
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McCraes been gone on vacay for a week and first thing he ask for is uncle co co... 😑 @ChaztonT
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“WHY is the stick in there?”
Be cool if I was playing golf in this fantastic weather and not staring at the sun from behind my office windows.
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If you care about someone you will make time for them, it’s that simple.
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