I have a new poem, from a new manuscript (!), up in Poem–a-Day—I hope you’ll read it today ✨

A billionaire pop star making an album called the life of a showg*rl with a sincere song about how she just wants a couple kids and a driveway basketball court…yikes

So much for doing things greater than dating the boy on the football team…do you think her inner child is sad

Say what you will about Chappell Roan but she is one of very few singers that Kelly Clarkson has not absolutely bodied on kellyoke

People who do therapy in the morning are braver than the troops I need to start my day repressed thank u

Nobody wants to talk about how this summer is actually facial feminization surgery summer and this is proof

“I thought labubu was a lobotomy” “I made a bad labussy joke” well the labubu is all of these things you see

Pitt not uploading our health insurance renewals until June 16 for a year that starts July 1 is crazy lmao every system just says YOUR COVERAGE WILL END JUNE 30