@sbmcks

Unexpectedly a golden-ager.

Joined February 2022
  • Tweets11.8K
  • Following462
  • Followers169
305Media
English irregular plurals: mouse -> mice louse -> lice spouse -> spice
65
A: Person, Man, Woman, Camera, America. Q: What are the names of the Great Lakes?
2
91
sbs.60 retweeted
sbs.60@sbmcks
17 Apr 2025
Every year, just after the daylight is longest, our clan elders organize a pilgrimage to Bad Mister to make water on the graves. The reasons why are lost in time. It is enough that we do it, for it is our tradition.
1
109
"Can I grill ya up a burger, Steve?" "Neigh."
2
191
In the late 80s Sun Microsystems did surveys to determine whether users preferred its native Sunview user interface, or the industry standard X11/Motif. Sunview was popular in all sectors except retirement homes. When asked what they wanted, the old folks said Motif.
3
265
Even as we mourn Cyclospora victims, the fact remains that deep-frying lettuce in beef tallow kills the parasite. Following MAHA recommendations remains the best approach to health and safety. - RFK jr, possibly
1
14
557
Upper and lower case are both important. Knowing when to use each of them makes the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle JACK OFF A HORSE - adapted from a post on linkedin - seems like a real résumé builder
1
4
353
I literally burst out laughing! If y’all aren’t following @mariana057 you are missing out. This gal makes me laugh LOUD everyday.
mariana Z
@mariana057
Jul 13
What do you get when you cross a bear and a mountain lion? Killed, you definitely get killed...
2
2
1
15
1,070
If you gaze too long into Venezuela, Venezuela also gazes into you.
Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆
@RachelBitecofer
Jul 8
Uhhhhhhh Trump just nationalized the gas industry. He’s selling government gas. White House launching dozens of ‘Freedom Fuel’ gas stations thehill.com/policy/energy-en…

White House touts launch of 25 Freedom Fuel gas stations

The White House has launched 25 “Freedom Fuel” gas stations in an attempt to provide Americans a cheaper option at the pump. “The FIRST Freedom Fuel Network gas station has LANDED in Philadelphia, …

thehill.com
200
Please RT if you believe that a person just like me who manages my #bipolar can be a competent parent and a good role model @Rosie #stigma
2,784
18,669
1,081
20,358
sbs.60 retweeted
sbs.60@sbmcks
Jun 25
Replying to @JamieBonkiewicz
They have to expand the TX giraffe search. Start looking for a dude who's suddenly buying really long freezers.
1
1
169
Many monsters have claimed Christ, but the record is thin on Christ claiming monsters.
1
2
226
So the hair thing - the stripe. That wasn't her idea either?
1
122
#ObamaDayJune14
170
7,411
161
11,579
93,111
My state is so big that it is 50 bears in a trench coat. CA is so big that even Californians don't get it.
State flag of California, US.

ALT State flag of California, US.

NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依
@japan_nobunaga
Jun 14
I always thought America was one country 🇺🇸 But Americans on X keep saying "Well in MY state it's totally different" Texas. California. New York. Florida. It sounds like 50 small countries in a trench coat. Is that a fair way to think about it? Please quote-tweet with your state flag! 🙋
114
Happy birthday, @GabbyGiffords
Captain Mark Kelly
@CaptMarkKelly
Jun 7
Tomorrow is @GabbyGiffords’ birthday and I want everyone to wish her a happy birthday. I just blocked her so she won't see this, but I know it'll make her happy.
1
2
141
sbs.60 retweeted
sbs.60@sbmcks
19 Sep 2025
A tale of two Kennedys: John-John (l), Jar-Jar (r)
JFK jr as an adult

ALT JFK jr as an adult

RFK jr as an old

ALT RFK jr as an old

2
1
4
666
sbs.60 retweeted
sbs.60@sbmcks
Jun 6
Replying to @DrewSav
Dr Pratt performed the cardiectomy with flawless technique, but the patient, alas, has expired.
1
6
568
sbs.60 retweeted
sbs.60@sbmcks
Jun 1
Replying to @paularambles
Not a lot of people know this, but Jesus invented GIFs (God in Files)
1
1
2
172
Lee Greenwood is touring this summer, but he has dates open around the 4th. Could a surprise appearance at the Freedom Fries Fair 250 be the show that brings America together?
4
167
Load more