you’re a rat bastard charlie brown .. and other such sayings

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could you imagine if they did this with clubchalamet
there's no way thats the man y'all want to "humble" he is just brother
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my neighbor is a famous yogi and we cat sit for each other and i think that’s everything
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just came out of the bathroom face to face to hannah einbinder and reconsidering things.
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SKARSGARD AHHHH IM AT THE PREMIERE
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shatlee retweeted
Very classy move from James Cameron here, I love this tradition
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imultiple coworkers this week insinuating i’m under 21 when im fully 26 in 5 months and look 32
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I like that Julia Garner’s job is to stay ready in Madge drag in case the biopic gets greenlit at any moment. She’s been locked in a True Blue-era holding pattern for 4 years. That’s the level of commitment I expect from the Season 1 winner of Madonna’s Biopic Boot Camp. 📷: CBS
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2023 me thrifting this 5 dollar dress with pockets and 2026 me finally reaping the benefits
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had a dream i was playing civ 5 with druski help me
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watched grapes of wrath in my california apartment after facetiming my dad to open his bday gifts. fuck it all
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how it feels when me and the girl in the car next to me both have been refusing to walk into the office for 20 min
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sticker collection of joy and love
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he hype on my r while im mobile
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how i’m moving
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how it felt to show up at work in feeble little horse merch
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guys pls i have to get to trivia
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have to edit and export 440 pngs layered into 12 artboards by eod.
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my mom at 25: wow i have a new child and a chance to turn my life around. Let me go to college, buy a home and become domestic my dad at 25: i need blind melon and beer me at 25: wow this blind melon song rocks
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i’ve pushed the messy bun too far people are staring
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neighbors keep dumping treasures
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