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Joined May 2015
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She let me hit both sides like my name Mark S.
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when you disappoint the french girl in bed
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Hey I’m gonna use the john real quick, hold my spot in line
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Your honor my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit
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when you ask your geologist nephew what he wants for christmas
Took some time but realized I’m ready to be the champion We need
Need a black panther but for white hispanics
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Enough about New years I’m trying to celebrate two beers
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Finally listened to Geordie Greep, none of you warned me it sounds like Adam Sandler
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“Son of Tiger” has gotta be one of the hardest titles of all time
Charlie Woods, son of Tiger, hits a hole in one
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Animal crackers? You mean the british?
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Popping open a briefcase that glows inside like pulp fiction and inside is Sean Evans’ shiny head
Buzzfeed has sold the show ‘Hot Ones’ for $82.5M
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At the gun shop having them bring out a platter of revolvers like a beer flight to see which steel barrel tastes the best
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first autistic president is gonna be like “I’m Naruto running for president”
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seinfeld episode where george has the same jacket as the guy who shot the ceo and vaguely alludes to being him to pick up women
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Move different when I’m off the Yao
Told the family I’m bringing the wine this year for thanksgiving
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Franz Kafka? Ain’t that the guy who made it so I gotta click boxes with stop signs so I can login?
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I’m on my 6th BBL, only god and his righteous wrath can stop the path I’m on
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my bro @savinoreds playing the bass with his mind
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Ayo this voting booth got a glory hole in it
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