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Joined November 2021
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ㅤ you ask me what i'm thinkin about & i tell you that i'm thinkin about whatever you're thinkin about #RWBYRP #RWBYAU #MVRP #ᴠᴏɪᴅɪᴄɪᴜᴍ ㅤ
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Nah. It's been like this since high school. Stress response or something.
Yeah anytime. Do you dye your hair that colour?
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Are you going to the party? Are you going to the show?
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☺️ Thanks Blake. Good luck on getting a new job!
Uggggh don’t make me feel bad. You have nice hair. And cheekbones. I guess.
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DUDE?💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
Sorry, hideous. Repulsive? Revolting. Horrid. Grotesque. Are any of those better?
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UGLY? 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️
I have an interview to work in the library. Hopefully this means never seeing Mercury’s ugly face again.
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Replying to @HerPaleFlame
I’m thinking about how to tell my coworker I’d rather see him dead than scheduled with me tomorrow actually.
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I mean I can call off if you want.
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Mercury talking about Emerald
she’s a handful. but so is her ass so it cancels out
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“Jerkury” as they say
"i hate men" "even me ? 🥺" especially you
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Remember, being kind is punk rock. Being overly polite due to anxiety is prog rock. A hug is alt rock unless it goes on too long then it's folk rock. Empathy is third wave ska. Being mean, though, is not punk rock. Bc being mean is pop punk,
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i hate christmas music so much "giddyup jinglehorse pick up your feet" has the mouthfeel of something my homophobic high school track and field coach would yell at me during practice
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just practiced guitar for 3 hours straight and 1 hour gay
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I DID NO SUCH THING?
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Is there a lamer day of the week for your birthday to be on than fucking Thursday
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