Software developer, long haul car restorer, mountain biker, one time triathlete and Amazing Spaces bunker owner

Down a bunker
Joined June 2011
I hope Oliver Langford’s new neighbour is that fella ringing the bell #porshu #sufc
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New He-Man looks shite
Me riding one of these down a British High Street and getting called robo-nonce by a bunch of raspberry-vape huffing 14-year-olds.
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That Sunderland kit looks like it’s off DHGate and been washed too many times #motd
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Can’t watch Skyfall without it reminding me of some Sacha Baron Cohen parody
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No longer see any point in using @LeShuttle, any time saved in using the EuroTunnel route is just eaten up by their massive delays and inadequacies, it’d have been quicker BOTH WAYS on a ferry 🤷‍♂️
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“He looks a little stiff as he heads to left back” #WorldCupFinal
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I’ve never watched hurling before, it’s a little like watching 4 sports at once but I kinda like it! #gaa
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I realise two Aussie players missed their pens but Jesus, imagine changing keepers a minute before full time and bringing somebody on who starts diving on the takers run up 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #EGYAUS
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When you’ve got the Grand Prix at 2pm but re-entry at 8 #f1 #austriangp #sorrygeorge
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So this Boston stadium is 28 miles from actual Boston, in England 28 miles away is not only a different city entirely, they’d speak a different bastard language #ENGGHA
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“Can I use your face to log into my TikTok mister?”, the new “Will you buy us some Mad dog 20/20 mate” for under 16s
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Satirical Monkey retweeted
I’m sure we have all now seen the footage of Metropolitan rozzers kicking a suspected terrorist in the head, repeatedly, when he was down. We can all play a part in putting an end to this sort of police brutality. Mainly by not going around stabbing people.
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Watching an episode of Top Gear from 2009, @JeremyClarkson and @MrJamesMay discussing how amazing racing cars would be branded with British brands such as After Eight and Bisto gravy. Well, skip forward to 2026 and the POWER of AI and guess what? They might have been right… 🧵
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90+4: Ugarte is shown his 5th yellow card #ENGURU
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