I am on a mission to befriend the neighborhood crows

I can remember first and last names of everyone in my kindergarten class but I can never remember which side my fucking gas tank is on

Having a gap between clients means giving myself some LED therapy 😎

I told myself that this winter I would transform my skin and the progress so far is insane

All I gotta say is fuck Miami

I lasted 9 days in the Guatemalan sun without getting sunburn, climbing a volcano took me out

The bugs in guatemala bite fucking different omg my poor legs

I walk into a bodega on the east side and the guy literally goes “you’re not from Bridgeport are you?” Tf does that mean lmao

Today I learned how to make tortillas

Like over the holidays? I was fine. Someone sent me a text about scrapbooking and it sent me into a spiral.

Grief is weird because it hits you when you don’t really expect it

There goes my blowout

Don’t you hate when it’s hair wash day and it’s fucking raining

waxing pits >>> shaving pits