i absolutely love watching old britney spears videos cause she really was just doing some bullshit and it REALLY WAS the cuntiest thing the world had ever seen at the time
trying to watch a nice relaxing asmr video and i get an ad that opens up with "were you a CUTTER as a child"
๐ sarah ๐ retweeted
I Don't Sleep Well (Title)

ALT I Don't Sleep Well. The title is rendered in biological looking script. The action takes place in the cross section of an apartment, where the characters are in front of a large window with the angle such that we are looking down on to the street. Insect arms reach out to a woman, whose silhouette is replicated behind her. The moon shines down.
sorry but why is a parent literally just standing IN the road at a bus stop with their extremely young child MAKING EYE CONTACT with oncoming traffic. also as a crossing guard shouldn't you literally be STOPPING them from doing that
๐ sarah ๐ retweeted
25

ALT At work, Diane's boss enters her cublicle and shouts "DIANE! Your work has improved so much, you've been made a junior executive." He holds up his index finger and states "this means you get one free kill." Diane says "cool. I choose Greg." Greg goes "what?" As the knives close in on a fear-stricken Greg, he shouts "NO NO NO NO"
lady at the liquor store made a joke about my selection and then said "well may the fourth be with you for that" . it's october second. what did that mean
being in a gc while you're going through literally hell is the embodiment of the "it's rainin sideways" clip from family guy





















