Discursive anomalies. Anti-content. Theme-resistant. Passive-benevolent. Unrelenting ululations. Hug your bots! Linktree: https://xitter.cf/t.co/aMuOI76izC

Joined June 2008
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Higher beings, these words are for you alone. Our pure Vessel has ascended. Beyond lies only the refuse and regret of its creation. We shall enter that place no longer
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In a thousand years, when they dig up my skeleton, they will be like "holy moly, who is this person, buried in a vast marble palace full of sparsely placed platforms and exceedingly spinny sawblades? what manner of antediluvian sin could have sparked its creation?"
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Alright, here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna count to 100, and when I reach it (100), I'm gonna post exactly one (1) more tweet. Then I will have said my piece and tweet no more
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JC, the net's going... the net's going black! JC! No more infolinks, transmissions of any kind. We'll start again...live in villages...if you receive this... if you survive... then find us! Find us!
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The time has come to explain the five primary categories: birds bears cats snakes spiders In detail, at length, comprehensively
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Unfortunately, as you probably already know, people
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People are weird.
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i learned to tie a fisherman's knot and now i am forever scanning my life for opportunities to use a fisherman's knot. walking into rooms and asking if anyone has two loose ends of something they need tied together
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just imagine anything the blockchain can do, databases can do at 0.001% of the cost
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Things you can do with databases: buy a bus ticket at a service desk, run the fastest you've ever run to the bus that's just about to depart, hurl yourself aboard like an Icarus on fire, and have the ticket show as valid Things you can do on the blockchain: not that
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Amazing insider story: AWS looked hard and found no real practical use cases for blockchain where a database would have not worked. But since so much VC money wanted to spend it on blockchain: they built it b/c customers paid for it: tbray.org/ongoing/When/202x/… Thanks @bjshively
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strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .
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Feel quite strongly that this isn’t a normal sword
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adverts for FFXIV night clubs are always like "go WILD tonight unlock your dark side set yourself FREE contract RABIES we are going MAD and INSANE in this asylum tonight" and its a room of catgirls doing the bees knees while somebody streams the worst music you've ever heard
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Replying to @AlasdairStuart
Well, the people who own yachts are definitely not our friends so I will take my chances with the orcas.
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Horses: nightmare creatures spawned from pure chaos and malevolence Horse girls: able to command horses; to be approached with excessive care and politeness
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Therapist: it's important to name your fear, so that you can confront it. names have power, and by using this power you can overcome anything in time Me: I fear horse girls Therapist, visibly shaken: on the other hand, sometimes fear is a reasonable, rational response
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you are dating a horse girl, the horse is not negotiable
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the most terrifying cryptid of them all [face suddenly turns blank, as if the mere thought of them renders the communicative aspect of cognition inert, turning the face into a blank page of necessary inertia, expressing nothing so much as its bare minimum of being] horse girls
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