back again!!!

Friend: "Who are you texting?" You: *smiles* "No one."

No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try that sometimes.

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.

Smile is a way to solve problems and silence is a way to avoid it.

single, not sure how to mingle

some guys have bigger boobs than me but hey, that's life

Fridge full of food, nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear. Internet full of sites yet still bored.

I have to sleep with a blanket, no matter how hot my room is

I don't know how people can fake whole relationships.. I can't even fake a hello to somebody I don't like

aving sex with a car so your baby's a transformer.

Trust is like a piece of paper, once it's crumbled it can't be perfect again.

If your friends don't make fun of you, they're not really your friends.

Balloons are so weird? "Happy Birthday! Here?s a plastic sack of my breath"

'Are you home?' "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"

I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT NUDES??? WHO KNOWS BUT I?M GLAD YOU?RE HAPPY FRIEND

Do you ever just wanna sleep for like 3 years.

I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig.... Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.

Do you ever wonder if someone?s like secretly in love with you?

I remember the times before Twitter... when I actually went out side and did stuff