@sarabisms

Sarab plays drums in Mosco Rosco. The things he says will leave you speechless at the ruins of your once-coherent world view.

Joined August 2010
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“I stir the pot with a spoon made of the truth.”
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“I’m gonna text you right now. Well, not right now. The proverbial now.”
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“How old are those girls?”
“I was feeding the chipmunk. I gave him my chip and then he plugged up the hole.”
On my tombstone it’s gonna say, “He didn’t get girls.”
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‘That’s a question I ask myself every day when I look in the mirror: who the fuck is this guy?’
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‘What sounds more like a bang than the word bang?’
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I just liked him because he came to my gig.
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Life is short, get paid. And get laid.
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'I don't text while I drive. I just pull up Apple Music.'
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‘I’m into spontaneous. I just want the spontaneity to be planned.’
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‘Every time I see that guitar I think of eating chips and guacamole. Why is that?’
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‘I think you may have to take one for the team. One means dick and team means ass.’
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‘I don’t know if you guys have had any gay gym encounters?’
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‘Those are some of the best chocolate energy chunks I’ve ever had. I’m serious.’
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'You're like a unicorn. A unicorn with amazing skin.'
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'I just don't like being artificially cold.'
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When you flush your toilet, does it sounds like elephants and shit?
actions speak louder than words. unless you speak really loudly.
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Bugs Bunny absolutely would have had a sex change by today’s standards.
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