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when you guys blow out your candles to go to bed, do you see little mischievous blue-skinned goblins, translucent, face blanched, fiendish, scampering across your floorboards? or does this just happen to me?
There was a moment in history when America built its public works like they were meant to stand the test of time
These four from the American West still feel like proof that a country can be ambitious and hold aesthetics in the highest regard
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daily affirmations. my pincers r sharp and perfect for catching prey. the mucus I secrete is the ideal thickness. the clicking language I speak in is easily understood
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The Protesters Are Right About French Austerity
Yes, France’s government spends a lot as a percentage of GDP, but you have to remember that it’s GDP is very small. In raw dollars, the US spends more than France even though it spends less as a percentage of GDP.
I’m not sure why France’s GDP is so small but I suspect it is due to the work of capitalist saboteurs.
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Off-leash hours in NYC parks are great because they select for the kind of person who will get to the park at 8:00 AM. Reminds me of a beach in my hometown that you can only access by walking 3 miles from the parking lot. You think anyone’s ever littered down there?
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mad men is the best show of all time. not because of nostalgia, or even the exquisite production. its because it was the last time ambiguity was allowed to be shown on television. every show now is marvel avenger slop. even the weird ones club you over the head with dense morals.
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When you see this shit you’ll never want to stop beating Borat to death with your bare hands


































