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zaehn

@samuraiturtle31

24 | niche internet micro-celebrity 😏 | zaehn on discord | he/him

 New Brunswick, Canada
Joined March 2014
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We got your back, New York!
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I miss you so much 😢💔
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zaehn (@samuraiturtle31) profile picturezaehn@samuraiturtle31Oct 4
Bring me back… now I’m just washed and #unc
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high school is funny because you’ll go home scratch your ass then play overwatch and your classmate will be living in a Dennis Cooper novel
#1 stuff haver (@braveandstrong6) profile picture#1 stuff haver@braveandstrong6Oct 26
October 2019. Homecoming. We would do drugs in the handicap stall. I was anorexic and my on again off again boyfriend used to legitimately hold me captive against my will sometimes. I sold pesticide dab pens. I was young wild and sorta free
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Oh my God! Was working just found out about RJ I am heartbroken Though RJ didn’t play my TV son, I always looked out for him as a young kid on set. He was a sweetheart of a young man and will be greatly missed. This is so heartbreaking, I can’t believe it. Thinking of him and his family. 💔💔💔💔💔💔
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Bring me back… now I’m just washed and #unc
zaehn (@samuraiturtle31) profile picturezaehn@samuraiturtle3121 Mar 2020
I’m on that Overwatch grind 😤
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eli 🍺@biruboyaAug 21
mamdani can u do something about domestic flight prices in canada Hi
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okay@chasedbywaspsApr 25
I was in Brockhampton but I was just the guy who did payroll
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rappublic fleekybang i still think ab u everyday
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Everything kimj touches turns into gold One of the most talented producers working currently
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Dawo@Dawo_4Feb 11
you ever doomscroll bricklink
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CAMI 03@cami0threeFeb 7
that brockhampton 2017 run was so fucking good man im sorry lol i cant even lie about that
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I am honoured to announce I’ve been appointed as a member to the Order of Canada. Thank you to everyone for the support! I dedicate this to my late Mom who taught me so much about history, local independent media & research. I know that she would be, like me, screaming with joy!
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#SMTM12 Mnet ‘Show Me The Money 12’ will air its first episode on January 15, 2026 at 9:20pm KST naver.me/xTsunumJ
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People say this like he didn’t drop the greatest rap song of all time
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I will never understand how people unironically listen to Danny Brown.
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outkast in the rock n roll hall of fame>>>>
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The writing and recording of our next album is underway. We’re looking forward to the new Death Grips album. -Stefan and Zach
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day one of zohran’s new york and death grips is back. this guy is damn good
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YOU GUYS NEED TO LOCK THE FUCK IN!
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Danny Brown is a feature artist now :(
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