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Diamond

@samuelhdiamond

Cestrian | Future skeleton | He/Him

 Forest Hill Zone, London, UK
Joined October 2014
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Contrary to popular belief, the first use of a Trick Weapon in a FromSoftware game was not Bloodborne - this Oolacile Gardener in Dark Souls has a pitchfork which transforms into a pair of invisible shears and back again.
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In Dark Souls' Blighttown, if the respawning Mosquitos are replaced with the Butcher enemy, after the first Butcher is defeated, the subsequent spawns will have invisible weapons.
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My entire gauge for if a character creator is good in a video game is if I can make Lemmy from Motörhead.
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our prime minister is a non-person, a simulacrum. a tray of glasses crashes to the ground, he does not waayyyy. he waits in standby until the next focus group tells him how to react, a vessel devoid of internal purpose.
yoshimi battles a reading backlog (@nise_yoshimi) profile pictureyoshimi battles a reading backlog@nise_yoshimi11 Sep 2024
this from a guardian interview with Keir Starmer is horrifying but I believe it
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Rest in peace, James Earl Jones
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Matt Walsh js worried that raw milk is going to take out <x> number of Trump supporters before November 5. He doesn’t actually give a fuck about them, or the dangers of raw milk in general (or he would have spoken up sooner), all he cares about is getting Trump re-elected.
giggly ♡ (@xgigglypuff) profile picturegiggly ♡@xgigglypuff1 Sep 2024
I been trying to tell yall that pasteurization is not some evil liberal propaganda 😭 Maybe you’ll listen to Matt Walsh if you won’t listen to me
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Like they say, it’s not the voltage that kills you, it’s the electricity
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Replying to @elonmusk
First step : Support a leader that embodies Starfleet values like diversity, inclusion and ethical behavior.
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Harry Potter has always fucking sucked. I’m not saying this to be a contrarian or because Joanne is a horrible transphobe - the entire franchise is based on shitty writing & worldbuilding and never deserved its success.
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An apology that a lot of people can learn from
Ronda Rousey (@RondaRousey) profile pictureRonda Rousey
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Replying to @samuelhdiamond @ShitChester
our battle will be legendary
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If Dark Souls II didn’t have the stupid unnecessary ADP-related sluggishness, and did the DS3 thing of treating Unhollowing as a buff rather than Hollowing as a nerf, it would be so much better regarded for first time players.
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Not male, not female, but a secret third thing (Luigi)
Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog) profile pictureSupper Mario Broth@MarioBrothBlog11 Aug 2024
In Kaettekita Mario Bros. for the Famicom Disk System, when the player is prompted to select a gender, the selectable options are "Male", "Female" and "Luigi". While "Luigi" merely changes the player character to Luigi, the grouping creates an unintentional humorous effect.
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Something's... not quite right here
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An incredibly powerful statement. Wow.
The lyrics to Limp Bizkit's 'Nookie' formatted to look like Joe Biden's letter of withdrawal.

ALT The lyrics to Limp Bizkit's 'Nookie' formatted to look like Joe Biden's letter of withdrawal.

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Trans rights, forever. As bleak as it ever looks, we are right and we will win.
Trans rights are human rights

ALT Trans rights are human rights

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…no? The core conceit of a wrestling show is that the athletes are going out there to wear each other down through wrestling techniques and holds, in order to pin or submit them. In kayfabe, this is what all matches should be.
Robert O'Neill (@RobertONeill31) profile pictureRobert O'Neill@RobertONeill3120 Jul 2024
WWE and AEW are both obsessed with going out of their way to tell you it's all fake which, like, I get it, but also come on.
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good news! this liminal space now has a horrifying clown
Gabrielle Drolet (@gabrielledrolet) profile pictureGabrielle Drolet@gabrielledrolet19 Jul 2024
fascinated by this targeted ad. what about my online presence makes it seem like I’d enjoy going here. what horrors have taken place in these shallow pools
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