@samuelfish

Aggressively open big-city townie seeks solace in art of every kind. I host chats and post them on the internet. Follow @gigpray, say hi. Send art.

 Chicago, IL
Joined October 2009
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mark normand
@marknorm30 Jul 2022
The government sounds like a guy in denial about his hairline: “there’s no recession”
You're inside hiding from the smoke in the air. I'm having a cigarette between bike rides. We are not the same.
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"D'ohh, Jesus! What color was it, bitch?"
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Sex is great, but have you ever been in a good mood and then Men in Black is on?
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All the people that moved there to be rebellious are raising kids and telling people to turn down their music.
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459 mangoes
internet hall of fame
@InternetH0F26 Apr 2023
that’s not inflation
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Listen, I stand by the pipe dream of living off a plot of land with whomever stands metaphorically tallest at the time of selection.
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The chaotic nature of the human race fosters incontrovertibly unique character elements for every homosapien. Plus, you know, the animals.
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The best part about being a self-aware addict is that the party doesn't stop.
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I'm not great shakes at much. However, given the occasion? I will wipe the floor in a game of Scrabble.
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Can someone explain to me why the Greektown Walgreens is absolutely BLASTING phantom of the opera?
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Music is finally giving my brain the happy chemicals again. Time to blast some Chief Keef and Canadian hardcore shit.
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How do I know techies have a sense of humor? Tinder just offered a person named Betty, followed by another named Veronica.
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Is this some sports-based Ghostbusters type shit?
Jay Cuda
@JayCuda9 Mar 2023
the exact mid-point between home plate at wrigley field & home plate at guaranteed rate field is the jewel on des plaines & kinzie
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Dope
Satan
@s8n9 Feb 2023
spoiler alert : everyone dies.
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LET IT BE KNOWN
DEATHBOMB ARC - deathbombarc.bsky.social@deathbombarc30 Jan 2023
I really don't think it can be said enough, just how incredibly special and wonderful @ANGRYBLACKMEN_ are. I hope everyone finds the right moment to truly absorb their work at some point.
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Sammy NoGame retweeted
.@MarisaKabas29 Jan 2023
louis ck played madison square garden last night. cancel culture is not real.
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eat soup@jasminericegirl27 Jan 2023
YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO SOMEONE AND YOU CAN TELL THEY'RE REALLY EXCITED TO TALK TO YOU AND WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER AND GENUINELY CARE ABOUT YOUR INTERESTS AND THEY MAKE TIME AND PUT IN EFFORT AND RECIPROCATE YOUR ENERGY
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But they'll still line up around the block for it. There's a taco bell on restaurant row. The interlopers don't love Chicago. They love the chain spots we got. xitter.cf/zetrocesined/status/16…
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Crazy that a "law and order" incumbent would push for something so ethically fucked.
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Took me a minute. Bro doesn't miss.
mark normand
@marknorm10 Jan 2023
People with Alzheimer’s should never eat beets
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