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Songwriter, producer, singer. Currently accepting Illuminati applications.

Los Angeles
Joined January 2009
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@samshrieve @IAMDTOX i ❤💚💜 working with these two. #luckygirl
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I'll say it again: Republicans should be forced to carry Donald Trump to term, even it if endangers the life of the party
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Where are Christians being denied access to bathrooms, having their health care ripped away, or being told their marriage is up for public debate — simply because they’re Christian? Being told you can’t force your belief system on everyone else is not oppression. – at Washington, DC
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My husband ordered bees. 🐝 20,000 bees. The postal service has lost his order.
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Nothing says “Own the Libs” quite like driving around in circles in great big giant trucks while complaining about the price of gas.
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Wow.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The screenshots are not authentic. They are parody. It is funny parody (arguably) and probably harmless but also seems to be misleading a lot of people. Snopes has debunked: snopes.com/fact-check/ted…
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Changing name to Meat
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We love god, country and crushing medical debt
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oh my lord this is UNREAL
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do Zoom next I’m tired
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sigh
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'Well then,' said Toad, 'a little more sleep will not hurt me.'
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doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol
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JOURNALISM 101 RULE: If someone says it’s raining, and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out of the fucking window and find out which is true. — Now more than ever.
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Following OnlyFans' example, and we are no longer selling bidets.
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they...they didn’t manage to survive
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imagine being in a country with limited or no access to the vaccine, watching the hospitals fill to capacity in America where you can get the shot at the fucking drug store for free
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Saw someone say they’re boycotting any business that requires proof of vaccination to enter and it’s like babe it’s not a boycott if you’re not allowed inside.
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there are two teams named after socks.
And just like that, the Indians adopt the dumbest, most pointless name in major professional sports
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