@samshotss
Joined November 2015
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vegans are people from vegas
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BREAKING NEWS: Milk Is Suing Oat Milk
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google.com
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what time does costco breakfast stop?
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gonna tell my kids this was lil uzi vert
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why is coffee legal but alcohol is not
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my favorite artist is WAP (weird al pyankovic)
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little tip to remain safe during this years halloween: wear a mask!!
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y’all said 2020 was a bad year
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tune in to watch us drink orange monster and scream for 12 hours straight
marcus@marcusmolch15 May 2020
streaming all day tomorrow with @samshotss. starting at 11 am PDT. mark your calendars twitch.tv/samshots
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u can say ur vegan all u want but i know ur still munchin on 8 spiders a year
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i do not have a bachelor of science, but, i am a bachelor of science
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really craving some parrot cake
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only 8 more days of june gloom!!! who else excited for no-wipe july?!??!?
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Sometimes a Player has to just sit back and say… Wow….
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WARNING: this year im going to enploy a substantially wider gait
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uhh yeah lemme get one soup of the day.. on the rocks
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remember to juice your celery so the reindeer dont get too many toxins
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