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Me and syd wanted to live in seattle bc of the rain. It hasn't rained in 2 months. It's raining.
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I used to drink tons of Diet Coke but it’s been one month since I’ve had a drop.
I want to share some of the changes I’ve observed in myself over that time:
- My health is unchanged
- I’m less happy
- My one source of joy is gone
Thanks for encouraging me on this journey!
Why are people STILL compulsively buying toilet paper ????? Like I thought we had moved past this ????
sam🌻 retweeted
What do people who don’t drink coffee look forward to every morning? The 20 minutes before during and after a cup of coffee is all I have left


























