Do stuff for TV, taller with shoes on, aux-cord DJ, 4.95 Uber rider rating, Tom’s brother
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I love chatting with old people at the grocery store about eggs. Price of em, lack of em, you name it
Wasn’t on my phone for a few minutes, and found a bunch of worrying texts from friends because a lady on Facebook posted I was dead.
Happy to report — still alive!
There’s been 74 winners of the NBA Championship. There’s only been 1 NBA In Season Tournament winner.
…You tell me what’s more important?
Good timing, I found a soda nozzle in my @Wendys drink last night :)
Minnesota is screwed tonight #GoBigRed
Nebraska police pull over man with a Watusi bull riding in the passenger’s seat northeast.newschannelnebrask…
It is a true mystery why the Pac 12 is going to disappear after this year, when there’s no legal way to watch the number 6 team in the country (USC) be the only major game on television tonight
There’s been like 3 times at least so far for a Mike Breen “BANG!” in this #Succession finale