a few good things have come out of this breakup and first its that i avoided having to dump her but also i worked on these for 2months and now i get to keep them

obviously took me an hour to start cuz i had to giggle with my mom and also distract her from her own work

he just snuzzled into my to hand, took a deep breath and fell asleep. ill be skipping therapy tomorrow

This is my view of the tv rn and z could not give a fck

we are being personally victimized by the edmonton airport

fave pastime

Was looking through my phone plan information today and I just want to know what was going on when I signed up

I was watching How I Met your Mother with my dad, and when he saw Barney's brother he said that he was the host of the Daily Show. Turns out my dad is kind of racist, and it's Trevor Noah who hosts the Daily Show. The two men don't look remotely similar