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sam

@samolbrysh

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 Toledo, OH
Joined November 2011
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Just found out female pokemon trainers make less pokedollars than male
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me at my big girl job
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@sza29 Aug 2024
I cry when I leave my friends .. I love them so much !! So grateful to love deeply and to have ppl worth crying gratitude tears about .
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going to work
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@s8n6 Jul 2024
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“What you doing this weekend” Me: enjoying my rent
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here ya go, you gotta utilize that extra vertical space
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Hey Twitter, new house. What should we do with this little outside space? Serious suggestions only pls
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that’s not just my passenger princess, that’s my big dawg
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I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you can’t do that anymore
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💕
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how it feels going to work
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If you’re looking for something actually worth celebrating this Fourth of July you’re in luck because I have come across some incredible news: IT’S THE CAESAR SALAD CENTENNIAL. Caesar and fries crowd - this is our moment. Don the green on 7/4. It’s only right.
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Instead of “Take Your Child To Work Day” there should be a “Take Your Therapist To Work Day” so they can see exactly what you’ve been talking about
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