@sammy1

Not a fan of government. Big fan of humor! World renowned travel advisor. Unavailable

 Mars
Joined April 2023
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i wasn't the only one saying this guys
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Today I had quite the day. At work I tripped and fell into a door and cut my head open. I had to go get stitches. While I was gone my students made me notes....this is one of my favorites. πŸ˜‚
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just found my 17yr old son a new car, it's used and only $5000.00
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i'm not going to stop shitposting
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Set a reminder for my upcoming Space! xitter.cf/i/spaces/1qJVmyYMkzpGB

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somebody had an accident today πŸ€•πŸš‘
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Breakfast sandwich anyone?! That was so good! Couldn’t finish it all but dayum it was tasty.
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This is what I joined the Army to provide and protect.
Sammy
@sammy1Oct 21
i ordered groceries to be delivered because this is america and i can
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very quiet morning in west virgina
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Gill@Gill49041321h
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imagine hating me when I'm just over here like this:
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just a reminder
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think imma ignore my alarm some more this morning brb
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gm
πŸ€– Made with AI
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i ordered groceries to be delivered because this is america and i can
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it's starting to get colder. y'all know what to do
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Amity
@amitylee13Oct 21
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Not surprised seeing as the last worthwhile game they put out was over a decade ago
BioWare
@biowareOct 21
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