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Sam Jonas

@samjwjonas

Stockport County fan. My tweets are 99.9% County content so if that isn’t to your taste, I probably wouldn’t bother following me.

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Joined July 2011
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Quality 👏🏼👏🏼 @StockportCounty just a shame I was standing in amongst the FC fans and couldn't join in!
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Goooooood manager Challinor Encouraging signs for Wednesday
Sheffield Wednesday (@swfc) profile pictureSheffield Wednesday
@swfcNov 8
Owls defeated in extra time ⏹️
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That is minging. Hope the lad recovers quickly. Horrific attempt a tackle though, gone in with enough force to break his own leg on contact. Maybe Grimsby fans can focus on this and stop banging on about Challinor’s tackle 63 years ago now.
Ethan (@EthanHtafc) profile pictureEthan
@EthanHtafcOct 18
Oh my lord that is Grim 🤢🤢🤢. And he sends him off with his ankle hanging off 😭😭
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Chaos. Ignoring the media noise around RM, Leicester still have a quality squad, you can’t give them soft chances and goals like we did. Can’t say we aren’t entertained going forward though. Desperately unlucky not to get an equaliser. Next weekend could be fun!
Stockport County (@StockportCounty) profile pictureStockport County
@StockportCountySep 12
County fall just short in a crazy game at Edgeley Park. #StockportCounty
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Did somebody at Wycombe upset us? Given them Mothersille and a 5-1 walloping within the space of a couple of days. Ouch. Some of the stuff we played today was delightful. #StockportCounty
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Impeccable. Top marks to all involved.
Peterborough United (@theposh) profile picturePeterborough United
@theposhAug 26
Still Standing in the Carabao Cup...🎹 #pufc
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Joking about him being a menace to society when he’s just been involved in killing two police officers? Don’t get me started on his heart being pure. Scruffs. World’s a better place without them. Heartbreaking for the families of the officers.
Prof. (@Prof_Umbongo) profile pictureProf.@Prof_UmbongoAug 23
Nope.
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Always nice to be back at EP. After winning 4 from 4 against them since getting back into L1, it must be nice for ex-Premier League Blackpool to finally get one over on us. They might do something this year for once. Play like that next week and we’ll win. #StockportCounty
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Last Man Standing pot doing well. 6 days to join, come along! #stockportcounty
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George Mann@sgfmannAug 12
There’s obviously the danger you will strain your eyes using a colander
BBC Breakfast (@BBCBreakfast) profile pictureBBC Breakfast
@BBCBreakfastAug 12
'That's a really nice way of viewing it' Amateur astronomer Mike Meynell explained on #BBCBreakfast how to use a colander to safely watch the solar eclipse bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gd…
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Sam Martin (@SamMartinFPL) profile pictureSam Martin
@SamMartinFPLAug 11
‘Fellow League One side Stockport County’
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🤖 Made with AI
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Salford City FC (@SalfordCityFC) profile pictureSalford City FC
@SalfordCityFCAug 6
Orange is the new Salford 🧡 📲 Get your 2026-27 home kit now: bit.ly/HomeKitLaunchX @adidasFootball | #PaintTheCityOrange
Dan Udoh poses in the 2026-27 Salford City home shirt.

ALT Dan Udoh poses in the 2026-27 Salford City home shirt.

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“Life is too short!” “Make the most of it while you can!” “What do you mean a free day off!?!” Why wouldn’t you say yes to this 😂
YouGov (@YouGov) profile pictureYouGov
@YouGovJul 9
Should there be a bank holiday in England if England win the World Cup? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 54% yes / 34% no 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 33% / 53% 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 25% / 60% 18-24yr olds: 63% / 23% 25-49yr olds: 63% / 26% 50-64yr olds: 45% / 43% 65+yr olds: 28% / 57%
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Absolutely sensational. Every single one of them. Get the f*** in.
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BUT THE ALTITUDE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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You’re saying something you shouldn’t be saying if you need to cover your mouth. It’s dead easy, don’t do it = don’t get sent off 🤷🏻‍♂️ Footballers are so thick sometimes.
ITV Football (@itvfootball) profile pictureITV Football
@itvfootballJun 20
PARAGUAY DOWN TO 10 MEN 🟥 Almiron becomes the first player to get a straight red card for covering their mouth at the World Cup
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Thoroughly enjoying lots of ex Premier League teams, some with relatively recent memories of European nights, revelling in the Challinor news today. They don’t care about us though, honest. #stockportcounty
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Shite. Stumbled to 3rd, somehow. No fight or winning mentality in that team. Too many players who are just happy to cruise through a game and not put in any effort. Bolton massively deserved winners. Horrific showing from us, Challinor showing his flaws again. #scfc #bwfc
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Right let’s get it out the way then for the attendance weirdos. Yes, Bolton are a bigger club. Yes, they will sell 40,000+ and we’ll sell c20,000. If you don’t want to play teams with smaller fan bases, don’t get relegated. Pressure on Bolton. More expectation. #SCFC #BWFC
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Spare ticket available. Mansfield (H) 26/27 season. Message me if interested. #StockportCounty
Stockport County (@StockportCounty) profile pictureStockport County
@StockportCountyApr 21
County suffer their first home defeat of 2026. #StockportCounty
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I was a bit gutted for York when Rochdale scored, but I’ve just spotted Jeff King in this video. Hope they do it next week, but always nice to see him lose his head.
Arif Ahmed (@ArifAhmedITV) profile pictureArif Ahmed@ArifAhmedITVApr 19
WATCH: @YorkCityFC players react to Rochdale's late late winner denying them promotion after beating Yeovil. #YCFC #rafc
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