comedian, writer & withered crone | recent articles + my podcast + newsletter: https://xitter.cf/t.co/HXOYYZRjks

Toronto, Ontario
Joined March 2011
wait....she was brat before brat was brat
Loosing my mind over this graphic design.
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I am a slut for sex, people, experiences, events and things
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Sometimes your insta crush posts a photo dump featuring a guy you hooked up with once and you liked it but they stopped responding to your texts and that’s hard (this tweet would be impossible for historians in the future to decipher)
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A gay on my insta said he went on the stair master for 1.5 hours …. he has a mental illness right? Please I’m going to scream
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Maybe everyone just ripped a fat vape at the same time and the earth is fiiiine
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Sam Sferrazza retweeted
If you know what these are, you deserve a veteran’s discount
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HAPPENING THIS FRIDAY!!! Featuring @samislaughing @MelanieDahling @JamesOHaraAF @isabelzawtun @whatjessbeau @mcleanlaurae @bensosawright & Tiyawnda! 🎟️ comedybar.ca/shows/working-w…
Working Women & Waycik Productions presents the WORKING WOMEN JFL SHOWCASE Catch Toronto’s best lgbtq+ & ally comedians showcasing their best material for JFL! ✨ April 28 @ 9pm Comedy Bar Danforth (2800 Danforth Ave) Tickets/info: comedybar.ca/shows/working-w…
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Funny how suddenly you’re all “free” from the blue check mark. Not exactly the tune you were singing before doll!!!
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Stopping at a friends coffee shop in the middle of a run for an emergency poop…this is why we need community
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LA Friends! We're looking for actors & comics to join us for our screenplay table reads on May 6+7 in Highland Park! Hit the link in my bio 📽️🎞️ @withoutayard @samislaughing
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At this point having an OnlyFans is tired, corny and played out
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Gay men become activists when they’re nude gets taken down by Instagram
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Loosing my mind over this graphic design.
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This Barbie is sick of this trend !
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Unlike Bella Hadid I am taking compliments on my appearance.
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“I wish to not be perceived” bitch why u dressed like that??
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I hope when I’m successful ppl will see you can find success at any age (30 but could play as young as 27)
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I watched The Whale and it was awful. XO
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Thank you @CBCDay6 for letting me rake our former mayor across the coals. An honour! cbc.ca/listen/live-radio/1-1…
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We’re literally running out of fresh water, please invent something else
Cup grows collar when hot beverage is poured in to protect hands [📹 Scott Amron: buff.ly/3DKffGY] [learn more: buff.ly/3Xafp1o]
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