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Fala Flames retweeted
17 years old and already making headlines at FC Barcelona! ⚽🇮🇱
Israeli midfielder Orian Goren started his football journey at Maccabi Petah Tikva before joining Barcelona in 2023.
Now, he's been named in the squad for today's El Clásico against Real Madrid in Spain!
With a potential La Liga debut, he's on the verge of becoming the first Israeli to play for Barcelona in the Spanish league.
What an exciting moment for Israeli football! 👏
#fcbarcelona #elclasico #laliga #football #teamisrael
Fala Flames retweeted
Edwin Sifuna dropping a four minute cypher on Spice FM until the hosts had nothing else to add, other than to tell everyone where his ex currently is.
Fala Flames retweeted
I don’t know if those who are categorical that there can be no miracles in elections are following the happenings in Serbia and Brazil. Im super encouraged for 2027 because we in Kenya pray to the same God. Inshallah we get ours too.
Fala Flames retweeted
Ruto and his cabal hawaamini that wakenya wameamua wanataka mtu clean. Hawaamini tunataka mwenye hatupei pesa. Wanasiasa wengi sana hii kitu inawauma sana. Sifuna's situation will be one for the books. Where the masses decided to take control of their politics as a country.
Fala Flames retweeted
Kwa hizi washroom za wamama ndio juzi nilikuwa naona 4+ grown women wakiharass one girl on camera. I bet she felt so safe being in a woman's washroom .
Fala Flames retweeted
Matatus do whatever, bodabodas too. Kenyan Prince and his friends recording themselves doing nonsense on our roads, na huwa hamfanyi kitu, lol. Kazi ni kujificha kwa kichaka pretending to care about road safety. Hii insha mjiekee please.
Declare road safety a national disaster
Road crashes have reached a national emergency level, with about 20,000 crashes claiming over 5,000 lives annually, destroying families, overwhelming our health system and eroding economic productivity.
As an Authority, we propose that road traffic crashes be declared a national disaster to mobilise urgent government action, secure adequate funding and ensure coordinated enforcement.
Such a declaration would enable whole-of-government coordination under clear accountability, and enforce measurable targets across road agencies, the National Police Service, the health sector and county governments.
Our goal is simple: save lives, reduce fatalities and serious injuries, and protect Kenya's human capital.
Road safety is not just a transport issue; it is a national development and security priority.
With everyone's support, we can avert this disaster.
DIRECTOR GENERAL
@TransportKE
Serbia’s longtime leader Aleksandar Vucic has conceded defeat to a student-led movement in the country’s snap parliamentary election, saying the opposition group is set to secure a majority of seats.
aljazeera.com/news/2026/10/2…
A dying breed this one... 😅
Replying to @shobanes
That's why I carry my wife to do my negotiations. Nimewai ambiwa price in 2500 akasema ako na 300 nikajifanya siko na yeye.
Fala Flames retweeted
Lol. Si budget yenu mmeamua mtanunua VW vans and hide in bushes and bridges and focus on fining the demographic that has the least accidents and fatalities. – at Nairobi, Kenya
Declare road safety a national disaster
Road crashes have reached a national emergency level, with about 20,000 crashes claiming over 5,000 lives annually, destroying families, overwhelming our health system and eroding economic productivity.
As an Authority, we propose that road traffic crashes be declared a national disaster to mobilise urgent government action, secure adequate funding and ensure coordinated enforcement.
Such a declaration would enable whole-of-government coordination under clear accountability, and enforce measurable targets across road agencies, the National Police Service, the health sector and county governments.
Our goal is simple: save lives, reduce fatalities and serious injuries, and protect Kenya's human capital.
Road safety is not just a transport issue; it is a national development and security priority.
With everyone's support, we can avert this disaster.
DIRECTOR GENERAL
@TransportKE



































