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Glasgow, Scotland
Joined June 2009
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Hey folks here's my impression of a guy who's wet the bed on Christmas day:
"oh no I've wet the bed and it's Christmas day"
Just settled into a 4 hour train journey and was about to start a film when suddenly a gaggle of rowdy drunk women plonk themselves in all the seats around me and proceed to say "sorry in advance for the noise"
Guess the film can wait then
Features of moving into an empty flat:
- washing hair with shower gel
- sleeping under dressing gown
- making toast in a pan
- brushing my teeth with a cactus
- discovering the wheel
- growing legs and leaving the ocean
I'd be far more inclined to pay my tax if the custom of payment was to drop a big bag of gold in front of the Queen or something
"I'm going to cut off your head now"
"Fair enough"
I drew Mimir. Here's his head
@SonySantaMonica #godofwar
Just in an Uber being driven by a bloke called Jihad, and he's popped on a CD called "Romantic Relaxing Sensual Music"
On a 2.5 hour @ScotRail train to Glasgow sitting on the floor as there were no seats. Then the train staff offered me a seat in first class as there were a few available in there. Well done ScotRail -- take note @VirginTrains, this is how you deal with congestion
- Screaming of an incomprehensible crude language
- Cackling and wheezing
- Alcohol spilled on multiple surfaces
- A worrying amount of trump-tanned flesh on show stuffed into clothes three sizes too small
Ahh yes, just another birthday party on the quiet coach in Britain
2 interesting things that have happened on my 6 hour train so far:
- watched a woman tan an entire can of pringles in a few minutes
- the entirety of my metal filling just fell out
Not even 1 hour in, who knows what awaits me in hour no. 2
As an avid fan of Norse and Celtic folklore, this playthrough of Hellblade has been made even more astounding. Thank you @NinjaTheory , you've won
My beautiful budgie and dear friend Jim passed away yesterday. You might think it's mental being affected by the death of something so small, but if you've ever owned one you'll know how much of a hole they leave when they go. This one's for you Jim the Budge, love ya x
