@samhilliard

Cat Army herder. Like jiu jitsu, traveling, movies and working @ Princeton University. Usually looking for another excuse to avoid writing.

 New Jersey
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Joined December 2008
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He sees them all the time…
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Shannon
@gardengirl125Jun 25
“Im just gonna open this kitchen drawer”
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60 senate votes makes a debate filibuster proof. It can still pass with 51. The senate doesn’t want to give up their favorite excuse for not doing their job.
Case Wright
@casewritesJun 25
Replying to @StephenKing
I like the filibuster, but I like the talking one. I think it’s ridiculous for either side to need to get 60 votes for anything meaningful. I don’t get the big deal about voter ID or showing up to the polls or why everybody’s got so animated about voting in person. Seems so whiny.
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Nope
Case Wright
@casewritesJun 10
Replying to @BridgetPhetasy
Ok so, Americans...like Americans are gonna watch soccer .... on purpose?
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Signs you are secretly a cat: You: 1. sleep all of the time. 2. would rather be home. 3. are always hungry. 4. silently judge others. 5. are easily distracted. 6. are missing a few brain cells. 7. are annoyed by people. 8. are a tad moody. 9. don’t sleep at night
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Thanks to Illumen (Hiraeth Books) for sharing my #poem “Lady-like.” How nice to turn pages in a hard copy journal! Available here: hiraethsffh.com/ cc: @sfpoetry #scifi #specpo
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Kristen@Kica333May 12
My hobbies include: 1. Going home 2. Being at home 3. Wishing I was at home
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Gee, the internet sure got mean.
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kayla
@kayla25 Aug 2025
cicadas are the shrimp of the trees
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Also cats would never get sued, which keeps furry lovebombs away from the other great villian lawyers.
The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat@LorenzoTheCat15 Dec 2023
No cats were ordered to pay $148 million in damages to election workers today. Cats may be hissy, but they don't lie like some horrible humans we know.
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everyone should watch “painkiller” on netflix. ‘rudy giuliani is a swamp creature’ might be my new favorite quote from a show.
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'Woman has own choice of fridge magnet on her own fridge in her own house' shocker.
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I found out I’m getting audited (lmao what a year amiright?) so one of you hotties will have to slip me a phone so I can tweet from my new 3 hots and a cot living situation
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Enough Fentanyl Crosses the US Border Each Month to Kill Every American. The regime doesn't want it stopped. They want a drugged America, legally or illegally, it doesn't matter. An addicted populace is a controllable populace. link.theepochtimes.com/mkt_a…
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I mean, if your social media site is going to succeed and thrive for longer than a month, it needs to be something more than, "Place everyone goes to talk about the place where they used to be."
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M2
@Amer1can_Barbie17 Jul 2023
☠️☠️☠️☠️
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