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I, Grover, have had MANY jobs! But, do you want to know my favorite job?! Making YOU smile! 💙
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Grover@GroverOct 19
I, Grover, have had MANY jobs! But, do you want to know my favorite job?! Making YOU smile! 💙
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i didnt get the free futon i was waiting all day to get and there's something poetic about it
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Thank you, Chris. 💚 Men's en’s Head Coach Chris Taylor will step down ahead of the 2027 season to focus on his family. Taylor led the Green to back-to-back USL League Two National Championships, and never lost in his 42 competitive matches in charge. vermontgreenfc.com/chris-tay…

Chris Taylor Announces Decision to Step Down as Vermont Green Head Coach - Vermont Green Football...

Vermont Green FC has announced that men's Head Coach Chris Taylor will step down ahead of the 2027 season to focus on his family. Taylor led the Green to back-to-back USL League Two National Champi...

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Captain, leader, legend. Today, @MLopez12_5 announces his 14 year career will come to an end this Saturday at our final match of the season. Congrats on an incredible career, cap, can’t wait to see what’s next ♥️
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TY King. You dropped this 👑
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unpopular opinion: sunday morning is the best time to go to da movies
Screenshot of my ticket for You Can See Everything (2026), showing Sunday, October 18 at 11:50 a.m. Nathan Fielder is one of the best artists of our time. Ready and seated.

ALT Screenshot of my ticket for You Can See Everything (2026), showing Sunday, October 18 at 11:50 a.m. Nathan Fielder is one of the best artists of our time. Ready and seated.

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need to hear what you think of it!
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Ama@ama_underatedOct 14
PROTECT THE REAL DATA CENTERS
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Happy birthday to me friend who is always there for everyone on Sesame Street. Me love you, @Grover, and me hope you have a great day! #HappyBirthdayGrover 💙
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Grover@GroverOct 14
I am just so OVERJOYED from all of these birthday wishes! Thank you everybodeeee! 💙
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Game recognizes Game hbd King
Sesame Street
@sesamestreetOct 14
Today, Grover's job is to celebrate! We hope you have a super birthday. #HappyBirthdayGrover 💙🎉
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first workout in nearly a month (post vacation + covid). it feels sooooo good to be back at it 🏃🏻‍♀️🐇 i'm easing back into it
sometimes I see bunnies on my morning runs. in forklore that's good luck

ALT sometimes I see bunnies on my morning runs. in forklore that's good luck

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Flea
@flea333Oct 11
Too fucking complicated to watch football what fucking channel
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Your Boys of Maine. The Hearts of Pine 2026 Season Squad ♥️
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Coming of age novel about a guy turning 35
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Reading off the lineup at a prog rock festival
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What if we rollerskate through the empty Blanchard’s Liquors
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i'm starting my yearly tradition of making felt ornaments next weekend 🎄does anyone have any special requests?
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Lobster 🦞
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jess ★@dreamfyrveOct 1
a24 outdone themselves with this
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