@samelizsame

Yeah... just me. Probably you too 🫠

Joined August 2026
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"I can change him.." Girl what is he...a pad???
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When you try on a new outfit but your hair is not done
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I gotta find a way to retire tomorrow I've had enough
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The older I get the more I realize mums were right about things... Just didn’t like their tone...
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Money aside what do you need right now? Me: The money you just put aside
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When you realize an hour later you left the oven on 😭
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When someone tells me to decide:
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This is how to save money and have fun as an adult...
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Dear diary, I miss my money...
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Me trying to enjoy my 30 minute break and my coworker keeps talking to me
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When you wake up to zero notifications and suddenly start wondering if anyone even remembers you exist
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