
ALT A visual of a post-in note with the words "The Breakroom Dispatch" in black font on it, over a bulletin board background. Underneath the post-it note is a torn piece of paper with the words "Workplace new, tips and advice to help people navigate the torturous battlefield known as the job market" in brown font, and underneath that is the URL thebreakroomdispatch.substack.com

ALT A scene from Greta Gerwig’s The Magician’s Nephew depicting a gritty Edwardian London street. A young Digory Kirke stands beside a large brown horse harnessed to a cart, with a dark green moving truck parked behind them. A white wing painted on the truck appears to extend from the horse, Strawberry’s back, cleverly foreshadowing his transformation into the winged horse Fledge.







![Screenshot of an email subject line reading, “Your application for the pSamuelosition Job Developer at [organization name redacted] has been received,” with "pSamuelosition” instead of “position.”](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSyERRQWUAAeEME.jpg?name=small&format=webp)






