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sammy β˜†

@samdaycpa

overly shitposting burger with a #studytwt fries she/her β€’ cpa before 2029 πŸ€

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Joined November 2025
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all this cyberbullying for a man who’s not even #that good looking either lmao maybe gay men have to die too
✿ shey (@shaekart) profile picture✿ shey
@shaekart20h
pano yan naging kamukha ni fhukerat ha? tangina mga bulag hayop mema talaga para sa engagement kadiri utak nyo. insulting a woman for what?
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christianity is funny to me why do they think all their rules apply to me
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comparing yourself to a free for all ao3 ? you just gotta laugh
Fully Booked (@_FullyBooked) profile pictureFully Booked
@_FullyBookedOct 30
So we heard ao3 is down, maybe time to give your TBR some attention?
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not if i’m unconscious the whole time
Venz (@venz228) profile pictureVenz@venz228Oct 30
3 hour philippine commute will make u wanna kys
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WDYM ONE WEEK NALANG AKO
sammy β˜† (@samdaycpa) profile picturesammy β˜†@samdaycpaAug 5
tigilan na natin β€˜tong ojt na β€˜to (di pa nga nagstastart)
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fawn@fawnncelOct 30
the fact that people can perceive me and then discuss it later is so sick
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..;;;βΏ»patchwork@5DsplitOct 29
bitch ur not pinkie pie ur bojack horseman
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hoping for cpale takers waiting for the results to get fucked so hard the lost dopamine comes back in you
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damn they will actually k!ll you for saying agnostic shit here , #deleted tf out of that
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i have not watched enough horror movies this october and that alone is a tragedy
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@theklmanuelOct 28
select all figures and one click and perfect!!!!!
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Vee ✿ (@all4enhypen1211) profile pictureVee ✿
@all4enhypen1211Oct 27
parang ganito ba mhie HAHAHAHAHA this was our Korea travel expenses na nakaskas sa credit card nung friend ko 😭 nirecon talaga namin sya malala nung isang araw πŸ˜…
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currently on the bus and the girls next to me are talking shit about pup lmao
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istg kapag naging prof niyo si sir c h @ n, save niyo vidlecs niya nakapagaling niyan wag lang topakin eto ako ngayon namamalimos sa mga bata
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who fucking says nakapagaling 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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na f-feel ko na talagang mataas ang passing rate this OCT CPALE
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pinkie@pinkamaniaaOct 24
i want to have a fun exciting life but i also want to stay home all day and never speak to anyone ever again like i genuinely do not know what i want
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To the families and friends of CPALE examinees: Tonight, instead of asking, β€œIlang items ang sure mo?” try asking, β€œSan mo gusto kumain?” or "Ano gusto mong kainin?" Sometimes, the best support is not another question, but rather, a little kindness. BE THE CALM THEY NEED TONIGHT.
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ngl i wish i took more photos on my phone. i gen regret letting days pass without capturing mundane things, like i can easily spend an entire day just listening to music or reading, and ending up annoyed af at every month end bc i didn’t document shit
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@HonestjinoraOct 23
"Twitter is so toxic" Me when I login and see Taylor swift getting dragged
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good luck to the future cpas tomorrow !!! sana pagbalik ng supervisor namin, cpa na siya πŸ₯Ί
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