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Nairobi, Kenya
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It seems like every one of his speeches are a response to the trending tweets against him in the past day or so before said speech.
What an insecure fool, constantly on the defensive with nothing to show.
President Ruto: Our communities remain a source of identity and pride, but leadership must be judged by its ability to improve lives across all of them. Kenyans gave us a mandate to pursue that agenda. In doing so, they entrusted us with responsibility, not entitlement. #MashujaaDay
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Meanwhile the same mandarins…
PS Chris Kiptoo: The government is struggling to raise enough revenue to meet the growing needs of Kenyans.
#NTVAtOne @wangechimu @MichelleNgele_
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Another error we made with public transport is that we allowed them too close to homes. Every country I've been to with proper public transport you have to walk/cycle to board where they are. That keeps residentials liveable. In Kenya we want the boda/mats to come to our bedroom
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So watu wa Nairobi hospital na relatives ndio wagonjwa!!!!! not the people on the plane or in the buses patient zero was on!!!! how nice and interesting......
The Ministry of Health has confirmed four new Ebola cases, bringing the total to seven, including one death. All four were in quarantine when they developed symptoms and were quickly isolated. There is no evidence of community transmission, and contact tracing is ongoing. Call 719 for guidance. #EboleAlertKE
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If milk shortage is linked to drought and the high cost of feed, how will buffalo produce milk?
Ama they'll come with their own water to irrigate their fodder?
Anyways in Kenya, there's always a new milk breed being introduced and people will fall for it & pay top dollar
The government has received about 800 orders from farmers seeking to acquire water buffaloes for milk production as Kenya grapples with a milk shortage linked to drought and the high cost of animal feed, prompting renewed efforts to diversify the country’s dairy sector.
Principal Secretary for State Department of Livestock Development Jonathan Mueke says the government has completed veterinary certification requirements for importing the animals from India and is now working on commercial arrangements, including purchase prices and transportation costs. #Earthwise. Read more: zurl.co/HlGfa
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This is like an impotent man claiming to have sired his neighbour's child, and then proceeding to go to the hospital to discharge the neighbour's wife and child.
Given that cash businesses like the matatu industry offer financial loopholes that could contribute to money laundering, it’s not hard to imagine why their pricing rarely changes with increasing operational costs.
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Gosh,this is shocking.
Totally untrue.
How does it have a go.ke domain name?
Department of Defence ; Tharaka Nithi and Kitengela Govt hospitals - all have it.
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Is he done ranting about the 24K I pay for his housing scam because kuna hii 43k I pay every month for his SHA scam we also need to discuss. Tukimaliza hio ndio tuongee juu ya the 500k in PAYE he takes every single month and splashes on tea and mandazi pale state house all the while insulting us the taxpayers that carry the burden of his greed. In 2027 we are cutting the fat out of our budget to bring relief to all Kenyan workers. The housing levy will go with Ruto.