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“I believe I was put in here to meet Sam” #ImACeleb
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Does anyone actually pronounce it ‘prime minister’ or do we all just say ‘pri-minister’
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There's not being a fan of the Royals (an understandable position), then there's actively celebrating the death of an elderly woman. The second one makes you a very unsavoury person. She was an icon. Undeniably. And as someone who isn’t a royalist, I for one will mourn her loss.
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me trying to figure out the timeline of when khloe kardashian and tristan thompson decided to have another baby via surrogate, when he got another woman pregnant, and when khloe found out about it even though it has no effect on my life whatsoever
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If you cannot be corrected without being offended, then you’ll never truly grow in life. 🧠
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Has anyone got Kim Kardashian’s meal plan for the last three weeks??
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Este domingo, el reconocido actor Will Smith protagonizó una polémica situación en plena transmisión de los premios #Oscars luego que golpeara en el rostro al presentador del evento Chris Rock segundos después que este último hiciera una broma pesada sobre la esposa de Smith.
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Nothing like the sun shining to make you realise you need to sort your shit out
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At a certain point in your life u just have to come to the realisation that 80% of the people you call friends could care less about your well being or mental health as long as they have someone to drink with on the weekends, get riddd
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Kanye is literally the perfect example of you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Put this much effort into your marriage and it might have lasted 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Yes I am invested fuck off this is my escape
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Kanye on Kim’s doorstep
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Not me reading the replies looking for actual answers
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Can’t wait for this to be Lily
I was just about balanced on my feet at that age 👀 🎥 @dauntless_athletics