Proud recipient of a 70% ST Format magazine review. Formerly EA, Playfish, Space Ape, Hive. SRE. Anti-faxer. 9600–8-N-1
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I appreciate you can't accelerate the fix but it would be useful if your status page could reflect this multi-day company-wide outage so we can save returning for when it is fixed. Is there an ETA for the fix? Daily hour round trips on the off-chance isn't very customer focused.
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Dartford and Bluewater. We were told to "come back later and it might be back" both yesterday and today. Whilst there is a paper option we really need to do it fairly immediately so we can properly authenticate her. My presumption is the paper option relies on the same system.
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My wife has visited 2 branches over 2 days and has been told the system for changing names is down globally. Your help desk people think this is not the case. Your status page doesn't reflect this. My wife is unable to change name and we're on a deadline.
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@HalifaxBank Your system for name changes is in its second day of outages. I'm on a deadline before the May 11th BoE base rate announcements to make arrangements that depend on a name change. What is the ETA for it to be functioning again? CC: @TheFCA .
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Hey @MakitaUK my chop saw has just come apart in my hand 2 weeks after the warranty expired. I'm a hobbyist woodworker and I've treated it well for the 10 or so times I've used it the last year. I'm convinced it's a manufacturing defect. Can you give me some leeway?
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Remember when the Office of Budget responsibility used all of their expertise to enumerate how leaving the EU was going to be a financial shit-show?[1] We've left the EU. It is a financial shit-show. Fancy that!
[1]: obr.uk/efo/economic-and-fisc…
[2]: obr.uk/forecasts-in-depth/th…
This is a plug socket in my house and today is the only day in the year in which that is even remotely topical. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do the other 364.
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Here's a fun fact. The bricks are actually yellow. When they washed off all of the soot stains it didn't look like Number 10 any more so they painted them grey again.
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Rekabi is expected to fly to Tehran on Wednesday, but she (and teammates) have reportedly already left their Seoul hotel and are currently uncontactable, according to BBC Persian. There are also reports of her passport and phone being taken from her.
ukclimbing.com/news/2022/10/…
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Possibly the greatest moment in the Today programme’s history courtesy of Miriam Margolyes.
Given the events of today I've decided to sell my entire collection of Queen Elizabeth II commemorative £1 coins for the low, low price of $2 each. PM me for details.
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Turns out GNU date's --rfc-3339 switch doesn't output RFC3339 format timestamps: lists.gnu.org/archive/html/b…
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WARN [runner] The linter 'deadcode' is deprecated (since v1.49.0) due to: The owner seems to have abandoned the linter. Replaced by unused.
