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๐š•๐š’๐šฃ ๐šœ๐šŠ๐š•๐š๐šฃ๐š–๐šŠ๐š— (@saltzmanwitch) profile picture

๐š•๐š’๐šฃ ๐šœ๐šŠ๐š•๐š๐šฃ๐š–๐šŠ๐š—

@saltzmanwitch

๐˜”๐˜บ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ'๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฆ.

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Photo by ๐š•๐š’๐šฃ ๐šœ๐šŠ๐š•๐š๐šฃ๐š–๐šŠ๐š— (@saltzmanwitch)Photo by ๐š•๐š’๐šฃ ๐šœ๐šŠ๐š•๐š๐šฃ๐š–๐šŠ๐š— (@saltzmanwitch)Photo by ๐š•๐š’๐šฃ ๐šœ๐šŠ๐š•๐š๐šฃ๐š–๐šŠ๐š— (@saltzmanwitch)Photo by ๐š•๐š’๐šฃ ๐šœ๐šŠ๐š•๐š๐šฃ๐š–๐šŠ๐š— (@saltzmanwitch)Photo by ๐š•๐š’๐šฃ ๐šœ๐šŠ๐š•๐š๐šฃ๐š–๐šŠ๐š— (@saltzmanwitch)Photo by ๐š•๐š’๐šฃ ๐šœ๐šŠ๐š•๐š๐šฃ๐š–๐šŠ๐š— (@saltzmanwitch)Photo by ๐š•๐š’๐šฃ ๐šœ๐šŠ๐š•๐š๐šฃ๐š–๐šŠ๐š— (@saltzmanwitch)Photo by ๐š•๐š’๐šฃ ๐šœ๐šŠ๐š•๐š๐šฃ๐š–๐šŠ๐š— (@saltzmanwitch)Photo by ๐š•๐š’๐šฃ ๐šœ๐šŠ๐š•๐š๐šฃ๐š–๐šŠ๐š— (@saltzmanwitch)Photo by ๐š•๐š’๐šฃ ๐šœ๐šŠ๐š•๐š๐šฃ๐š–๐šŠ๐š— (@saltzmanwitch)
๐™ด๐š•๐š’๐šฃ๐šŠ๐š‹๐šŽ๐š๐š‘ ๐š‚๐šŠ๐š•๐š๐šฃ๐š–๐šŠ๐š— "ษช'แด แดกแด‡สŸสŸ แด€แด„วซแดœแด€ษชษดแด›แด‡แด… แดกษชแด›สœ ๐™ซ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™จ แด›สœแด€แด› สŸษชแด แด‡ ษชษด แดส ๐ก ๐ž ๐š ๐." แดสŸแด…แด‡ส€ แด€แดœ แด‡sแด› 2018 ส™แด€ษดแด›แด‡ส€ สœแด‡แด€แด ส แดแด€แด›แดœส€แด‡ แด„แดษดแด›แด‡ษดแด› แดแดœsแด‡ แดา“ #Eแด›สœแด‡ส€แด‡แด€สŸ
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punches @trimikaelson in her stupid fat face
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Hey look @trimikaelson heโ€™s gonna bling out for our wedding
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Pink tux with bling.
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Duh.
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Me and @trimikaelson are getting married and Iโ€™m going to be her baby daddy.
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๐š•๐š’๐šฃ ๐šœ๐šŠ๐š•๐š๐šฃ๐š–๐šŠ๐š— retweeted
๐‘ฉ๐‘ฌ๐‘ต๐‘ต๐‘ฌ๐‘ป๐‘ป. (@SecretsOfSolace) profile picture
๐‘ฉ๐‘ฌ๐‘ต๐‘ต๐‘ฌ๐‘ป๐‘ป.@SecretsOfSolace15 Aug 2020
๐˜‰๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ ๐˜š๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ข ๐˜‰๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ต ๐š†๐šŽ'๐š›๐šŽ ๐š‘๐šŠ๐š™๐š™๐šข, ๐š๐š›๐šŽ๐šŽ, ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š—๐š๐šž๐šœ๐šŽ๐š ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š•๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ๐š•๐šข ๐šŠ๐š ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐šœ๐šŠ๐š–๐šŽ ๐š๐š’๐š–๐šŽ. แดแด€แด›แดœส€แด‡ แด„แดษดแด›แด‡ษดแด› ส™แด€ษดแด›แด‡ส€ สœแด‡แด€แด ส แดแดœsแด‡ แดา“ #Eแด›สœแด‡ส€แด‡แด€สŸ
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Can it be nap time?
Iโ€™m leaving now.
๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ. (@getporkrinds) profile picture๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ.@getporkrinds13 Aug 2020
That's too bad, I thought we could have sleepovers and talk about boys.
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I have one of those. Sorry.
๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ. (@getporkrinds) profile picture๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ.@getporkrinds13 Aug 2020
I thought you wanted to be bffs.
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You stay away from me.
๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ. (@getporkrinds) profile picture๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ.@getporkrinds13 Aug 2020
[He holds a hand to his chest, the other wipes away a fake tear.] I thought you would never ask.
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Gag me with a spoon.
๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ. (@getporkrinds) profile picture๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ.@getporkrinds12 Aug 2020
Aaw. But I was hoping we could sit back, catch up, do each other's nails and stuff.
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Iโ€™ll leave. You stay.
๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ. (@getporkrinds) profile picture๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ.@getporkrinds12 Aug 2020
What's that look mean? No, waitโ€” don't tell me. You're gassy. That's it!
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๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ. (@getporkrinds) profile picture๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ.@getporkrinds12 Aug 2020
No, I think I would just love to stay.
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You would know. Seeing as how youโ€™re like 50. Gross. Please leave.
๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ. (@getporkrinds) profile picture๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ.@getporkrinds12 Aug 2020
Oh, I know. I just thought that's what all the cool kids were saying now days.
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My mom hates your existence.
๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ. (@getporkrinds) profile picture๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ.@getporkrinds12 Aug 2020
Your Mom.
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Who invited Uncle Magic Hoover to the party?
๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ. (@getporkrinds) profile picture๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ.@getporkrinds12 Aug 2020
โ €โ €โ€˜ฮนั‚'ั• lฮนฤธe ั‚ะฝey eั…pecั‚ed ะผe ั‚o โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €ะฒe evฮนl.โ€™ โ € โ €๐ฆ ๐š ๐ฅ ๐š ๐œ ๐ก ๐š ๐ข โ €๐๐€๐‘๐Š๐„๐‘ โ‡€ #แดษชsษขแดœษชแด…แด‡แด…. tvdu. mature themes. pork rinds. jฬถuฬถsฬถtฬถ ฬถaฬถ ฬถlฬถiฬถtฬถtฬถlฬถeฬถ psychotic. the guy that talks too much. au/canon portrayal. crossovers welcomed.
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๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ. (@getporkrinds) profile picture
๐ค๐š๐ข ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ซ.@getporkrinds12 Aug 2020
โ €โ €โ€˜ฮนั‚'ั• lฮนฤธe ั‚ะฝey eั…pecั‚ed ะผe ั‚o โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €ะฒe evฮนl.โ€™ โ € โ €๐ฆ ๐š ๐ฅ ๐š ๐œ ๐ก ๐š ๐ข โ €๐๐€๐‘๐Š๐„๐‘ โ‡€ #แดษชsษขแดœษชแด…แด‡แด…. tvdu. mature themes. pork rinds. jฬถuฬถsฬถtฬถ ฬถaฬถ ฬถlฬถiฬถtฬถtฬถlฬถeฬถ psychotic. the guy that talks too much. au/canon portrayal. crossovers welcomed.
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Iโ€™m coming over right the fuck now.
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OH. MY. GOD.
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