
ALT a digital drawing of five lift players. val, a chinese man with small scars on his cheek, chest, and knuckles. he looks to the side with a slight grimace as he raises one hand to gesture as he talks. gerund, a muscular butch vietnamese person with a scar on one cheek, slings one arm over val’s shoulder as she grins and gestures at grollis. coolname, a japanese albino with heavy scarring beneath both eyes, stands in the back of the image and looks towards yusef from behind round sunglasses and a large sunhat. yusef, a tall black egyptian wearing a stained glass window mask. ve has immaterial hair and looks at coolname as ae rests one hand in gerund’s hair and holds holds grollis's hand. grollis, a black japanese person. the scleras of hyr eyes are slightly bluish while hyr irises are slightly oblong and vertical. hyr body faces slightly away from the group, and ze looks at gerund out of the corner of hyr eye as ze holds yusef’s hand.

ALT an uncolored digital drawing of melton campbell and samothes dembélé on a textured light green background. melton is a humanoid lava elemental wearing a hawaiian shirt and blaseball cap. it stands with its head cocked, eyes squinting in a smile, as it holds a metal soup can in one hand and jauntily rests its bat on one shoulder with the other. samothes is a fat black man with a beard, cornrows, round glasses, and a sundress. he is slightly carcinized, with chitin on his ears and legs, but is otherwise completely human. he grins as he raises one hand in a wave to the viewer.

ALT a grid of 20 squares, with each corner square containing a drawing of a crab with a giant eye in the center of its carapace, and the remaining 16 squares showing an uncolored digitally drawn portrait of one of the gamma 4 baltimore crabs team. name, stats, and position are shown above each portrait.

ALT a drawing of two characters from the video game Blaseball. On the left is Erin Jesaulenko, who is Hawaiian, dressed in a denim vest over a black turtleneck and whose hair is dyed dark blonde on one side and blue green on the other with their natural hair color starting to grow in. She has red markings and spines along her arms and on her cheeks similar to a lionfish. She is grinning at the viewer and and doing the rock on gesture. Finn James is to her right and is a head taller. She is wearing an antique diving suit without the helmet, with the empty sleeves being pinned up and in place by a pin of a horseshoecrab with an eye in the center of it. The suit also has 2 pearls strung along the rope attached to its front. Finn's head is an angler fish that is slightly humanized and is smiling at the viewer. She has bioluminescent dots at the end of her fins.

ALT a five by four grid of squares, each showing an uncolored digitally drawn portrait of one of the gamma 3 group of crabs complete with their name, stats, and position. monique flowchart and ella goodman are drawn with the pink associated with the microphone and the blue associated with the hall, respectively, while all others are drawn with black lines. in place of a player, each corner contains a drawing of the crab emote with an eye in the center, where the eye's iris is a snowflake. each eye crab is drawn over the words, crab crab, crab good, crab bad, and crab crime.

ALT athena valera and darth gamble. athena is a fat muscular black trans man wearing jeans and a t-shirt reading, i had to fistfight monique’s laser eyed octo sharks and all i got was this lousy t-shirt. darth is a short extremely carcinized black person with a medium build, a crab mouth, spikes on their arms and neck, and many claws protruding from their back. they wear cargo pants, a sweater, a bandanna, and goggles. athena sits in a chair with a variety of devices duct-taped onto it, while darth kneels slightly behind as they fiddle with a lever. athena looks at darth and says, say darth, this chair’s supposed to turn me into an eel, yeah? darth responds with an affirmative noise, so athena continues. and it’s a prototype for turning everyone in baltimore into eels? after a second wordless acknowledgement, athena finishes, as if bringing up an old debate, by saying, come on, how’s a chair better than a giant ray for that? after a pause, darth finally speaks, saying uh marketing, i hope?

ALT two sketches of ooze gunn, a very tall thin person made out of goo. all of her outfits feature a round pair of goggles that disappear into zer head and a pair of hoop earrings. ze wears white button-up t-shirts, narrow-legged pants or long skirts, a bomber jacket, and striped socks. in the first sketch, she looks utterly exhausted as she says, holy shit you’re all so stupid. in the second, she looks to the side and grimaces as a heavy wind blows against her and slicks her goo hair backwards.

ALT a black and white drawing of alejandro leaf and jasmine mason on a blank background. aly is a person made of vines with a pitcher plant for a head and is wearing a hoodie and shorts. jas is a fat black teenager with shoulder-length curly hair and short overalls. both are sitting and facing towards each other, aly with her vine legs folded underneath her, jas with her legs crossed. jas smiles and gestures as she speaks to aly.

ALT a colored digital drawing of the bird interface, an empty suit of chitinous armor with a nest in place of its head. It stands, slightly hunched, with long spiked arms that end in bird talons. algae hangs from under its shell-like shoulder pauldrons, and a pair of insubstantial yellow wings sprout from its back, ending in floating shards. it is surrounded by an assortment of birds, with some standing on its shoulders and wings, some on the ground, and others flying above and in the distance.

ALT Digital drawings of Lift players. Terrell Bradley, a middle-aged bald black man with two left hands, glasses, and an open Hawaiian shirt over a t-shirt with the words, Garages Grill Champ. Val Hitherto, a young Chinese man with a mustace, glasses, and short spiky hair, dyed pink on the ends. Theo Honeywell, a fat Pakistani man with a beard, long hair in a bun, triangular pink sunglasses, and a Lift bomber jacket. Kit Honey, a thin muscular Japanese person with short hair dyed neon yellow, boxing hand wraps, and a neon yellow half-binder. Domino Bootleg, a light blue android with hair made from charging cables and USB cords tied back with a zip tie, long curved receivers where ears would be, and a t-shirt with the satellite orbital emote. Engine Eberhardt, a middle-aged muscular mixed Japanese-white woman with a mullet, cap, t-shirt with the words trans port, and coveralls tied around her waist. Kline Greenlemon, a tiny person with a lime head, is sitting on Engine's shoulder.

ALT a blue and white digital line drawing of cudi di batterino, a fat muscular japanese-argentine butch woman with heavy scarring on his face and arms, a lip piercing, and two cartilage piercings on one ear. he wears a sleeveless hoodie with the words be gross be kind, and his hair is long and worn in a half bun. he smiles, relaxed, as he looks to the side.

ALT a five by three grid of squares, each showing an uncolored digitally drawn portrait of one of the gamma 2 group of crabs complete with their name, stats, and position. grapefruit walnut and emily friendo are drawn with the pink associated with the microphone and the blue associated with the hall, respectively, while all others are drawn with black lines.

ALT a drawing of trinity smaht and enid marlow standing and holding hands. trinity is a heavily carcinized muscular white person with two large crab arms in place of aer right arm and a crab mouth over aer lower face. ae has a blond ponytail and wears a sleeveless hoodie and joggers. enid is a tall and thin white woman with a long narrow face, spider crab claws coming out of her forehead like bug antennae, and yellow and green dappled chitin across her body. she has short black hair with a dyed green front and is wearing a jean jacket, a high-wasted skirt, striped socks, and doc martens.

ALT a white and dark blue digital drawing of fitz massey, a fat Hawaiian woman with a thick wavy ponytail and scarring along one side of her body. she is sitting on a wooden pier and looking out to the sea, with one foot dipped into the dark water and the other rested on the deck. in the background, the sum sun glows and reflects on the water, casting heavy shadows on both fitz and the pier.

ALT a black and white digital drawing of a cross section of a peanut with a stylized black hole in the background. the peanut contains cudi di batterino, a fat butch japanese-argentine woman who is wearing a lift uniform. he is upside down, his legs are bent to fit in the cramped shell, and his arms, one of which has squid suckers and a squid eye on his palm, push out on on the side facing the viewer. his hair has grown into the shell, and the fibrous strands fill the empty spaces and tangle with his limbs. he grimaces with eyes are filled in with the darkness of the black hole behind him.

ALT a black and white drawing of aly leaf with heavy black shadows on a blank background. aly, a mexican american woman with heavy peanut scarring, bare feet, round glasses, a bandanna holding back shoulder-length hair, and a short sleeve button t-shirt, sits with her right side facing the camera as she rests one hand on her knee. she looks at the viewer over one shoulder with a slight frown and a raised eyebrow.

ALT a black and white drawing of baldwin breadwinner, a tall skinny black woman with short hair held back from her face with a bandanna. she has heavy scarring running down her left side, from her face down to her missing left arm. she wears an oversized open button-up, long pants, small round sunglasses, and loafers. her right arm is raised up, and two juggling clubs and a sword float above her open palm. behind her, indistinct shadows that look like crab legs and claws sprout from her back.
















