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Ladies, start washing your hair with cold water. It keeps your hair shiny.
Start saving your side man's number under your main man's name... he's not gonna check his own messages.
After you wash your hair, let it air dry to avoid any heat damage.
#FreakyWeekend
Mr.Robot(UG 🇺🇬) retweeted
One thing students seriously underuse is their student status.
People think the benefit ends at cheaper Spotify.
Meanwhile that same verification can unlock developer tools, cloud credits, paid courses, domains, software and professional plans that would normally cost hundreds of dollars.
Before paying for any tool while you’re still in school, literally search:
“[tool name] student plan”
You’ll be surprised how often there’s one.
Mr.Robot(UG 🇺🇬) retweeted
Mi jefe me dijo: «Si consigues reducir los gastos de la empresa en 10.000 dólares, te daré 1.000 dólares».
«¿Eh?»
«Llevamos meses gastando demasiado y nadie encuentra el problema, jajaja».
La voz de mi mente salió por mi boca.
Mi jefe ni siquiera movió una ceja.
Estábamos en la sala de reuniones más pequeña de la oficina.
Sobre la mesa había una carpeta con facturas.
A su lado, había una hoja de cálculo.
Un informe de gastos.
«Revísalo y llévate el dinero».
«Lo he visto en un programa de negocios».
«También pasa en la realidad».
Llevaba dos años trabajando en aquella empresa.
La compañía tenía más de 150 empleados.
Mi jefe era el director general.
Era la primera vez que me hacía una propuesta así, y era hoy.
Tomé el informe en mis manos.
Lo leí de principio a fin.
Lo leí dos veces.
Uno: La empresa gastaba 4.000 dólares al mes en suscripciones.
Dos: Varios departamentos pagaban por las mismas herramientas.
Tres: Algunas licencias llevaban meses sin utilizarse.
Eso era todo.
«He encontrado el problema».
Por primera vez, mi jefe levantó las cejas.
«¿En serio?»
«Estamos pagando por servicios que ni siquiera usamos».
Preparé una lista.
Revisé cada suscripción.
Calculé cuánto podíamos ahorrar.
Si cancelábamos las licencias innecesarias, ahorraríamos 1.200 dólares al mes.
Eso suponía 14.400 dólares al año.
Mi jefe miró la hoja de cálculo durante unos segundos.
«¿Cómo lo has visto?»
«He comparado las facturas con los usuarios activos».
Mi jefe se quedó en silencio.
«Entonces, ¿cuánto podemos ahorrar?»
Every home has that chaotic, narcissistic daughter who wants to control the family with her manipulative ideologies.
These daughters think because they have financial influence in the family, they can make blanket decisions, manipulate parents and override the sons of the home.
Mr.Robot(UG 🇺🇬) retweeted
Interviewer:
you banned a user from your platform. how would you prevent them from signing up again with a different email?
Mr.Robot(UG 🇺🇬) retweeted
How long must Ugandans endure this endless cycle of failure? Did UEDCL take over from UMEME to improve power supply, or was it simply to remind us of the sheer incompetence, ineptness and systemic failure that defines this regime? 🤔
Mr.Robot(UG 🇺🇬) retweeted
The concept of female and male friendships has failed to make sense. One of the people is lowkey always interested in more than just being friends.
Mr.Robot(UG 🇺🇬) retweeted
Someone should have told me that some church services are ‘Invite-Only’ events to a select kind of people! But we showed up and attended regardless!
🎥🎞️
Mr.Robot(UG 🇺🇬) retweeted
This is how cheap data from Mr Mugabe of 20GB at 21K Looks like from other plugs 🌝
Mr.Robot(UG 🇺🇬) retweeted
At 25-years, @HEBobiwine was a successful musician after beating the wrath of ghetto life. He even drove the most expensive car bought from his sweat while cannibal Muhoozi was ensconced in his father’s nest drinking, farting and living a sedentary lifestyle waiting for genetically modified ranks. The obese inebriated petulant curmudgeon is still in the nest at 52-years and belching balderdash on twitter while waiting for his stupid father to scoop his poop. (Okumuhehera amazi)
Bobi and I were forced into exile to eat sausages, burgers, toasts and sandwiches—food for poor people.





























