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Joined June 2018
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This might be the first time I’ve ever consider Coachella 😳
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🚨BREAKING - Coachella’s 2027 Lineup Has Been Announced 🏜️ Your thoughts on the headliners? Did the lineup meet your expectations? πŸ‘€πŸŽ‘πŸŒ΅
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barrel rolls@barrel_rollsNov 4
they’re letting women into home depot again
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@0xak_Nov 4
after tonight ChatGPT is rebranding to ChatLGBT
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Nougat Hand Bank@WireRacingNov 4
Cracker Barrel has to change their logo to two guys fucking
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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Proud to be a native Texan today πŸ₯Ή
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Love when I go to someone’s house and you can tell they have good taste in decor and not just basic beige color shit everywhere
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Dirty shades of blue@shades_dirtyOct 30
β€œFalse rape allegations ruin men’s lives”… go fuck yourselves. Even real convicted rapists lives are not ruined. Fuck y’all to hell with that shit.
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@charise_leeOct 29
22 is PLENTY old enough to know better!!! These young men getting a slap on the wrist is the exact reason they are growing into absolute MONSTERS. If he was a Black 22 yr old it would have been a far different outcome.
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Maybe your baby is crying because he wants a Crunchwrap Supreme.
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X b2b Eptic maybe just maybe we get an X b2b Masterhand set
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Funny how after being treated for depression with medications for 20 years, I finally got diagnosed with ADHD lmao
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Guess it’s better late than never
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You look like you’re from Utah (derogatory)
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@thrluvOct 20
CANVA IS FREE CANVA IS FREE CANVA IS FREEEEEEE STOP MAKING AI SLOP FLYERSοΏΌ
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@FairyuxfheOct 18
Rape is 100% the rapist’s fault. Hope that helps!
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Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzyOct 19
My cat choosing to puke on the hardwood floor rather than on the carpet is a sign of great respect in his culture
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@LISA4drillOct 18
I love when you see your cat walking toward you at a leisurely pace and you say "hi baby!" because you're excited to see them and they start trotting a little bit faster cause they're excited to see you too
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I continue to impress myself, tbh. Yes this event ended 3 hours ago and yes I’m emailing them the pics at 4:30am
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