very serious person @shopify

Oakland, CA
Joined September 2012
starting full time at shopify in 2 weeks so i no longer feel the need to gatekeep open sourcing "evil dawn" - my typescript/vite rework of shopify's reference theme w/improved media support liquid is a functional programming language if you just believe github.com/sadsciencee/shopi…
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railway situation sucks so bad man. it really is a best in class platform, no one else is doing it like them. but idk how any company comes back from something like this
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Us millennials got to stick together
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vibe design aesthetics permanently ruined dark mode for me;;; the glowy gradient button outlines have got to go
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ok i guess im catholic now. does anyone know what the subscription fees are like
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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lunch & learn culture is so toxic
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happy "oh shit i have 13 app extensions still using the deprecated react api and now CI CD is blocked" day to all who celebrate
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harshdeep moved mountains to make this happen everybody say thank you
Next Gen Events are now stable in 2026-10! Choose your triggers, shape your payloads with GraphQL, and filter before delivery. During developer preview, partners have already cut their daily deliveries: - @StoqApp: 6M → 500K - @ablestarco : 10M → 200K - @zapiet : 500K → 10K - Stockful : 136K → 50K - @abrapromotions : 1.7M → 20K That's millions of deliveries their apps no longer need to process. Less compute spent handling irrelevant updates, less filtering logic to maintain, and simpler apps to build. shopify.dev/changelog/blog/n…
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as each october approaches, a nigh uncontrollable need to rewatch sopranos grows within me
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metro metro metro metro
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sadsciencee retweeted
"we'll use a NoSQL database so we don't have to worry about schema migrations." - someone who is about to spend the next two years reinventing relational joins in application-level javascript.
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oh my godddddd fuck off
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anyone else suspect that at some point in the last 4 years of him saying this every 6 months, dario realized it had become a meme and decided to just double down?
BREAKING: Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei declares AI could “replace software engineers” within 6 to 12 months.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Dario Amodei made this statement in January 2026 at the World Economic Forum in Davos, not recently. youtube.com/watch?v=02YLws… entrepreneur.com/business-news/… indianexpress.com/article/techno…
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listening to slime language 3 with the volume up altered my brain chemistry
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java is so back
Everyone out here building a software factory I'm over here building a SoftwareFactory
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i used to use ";" all the time but had an english teacher who beat it out of me lol now that emdashes are a SlopSign im bringing back my incorrect semicolon usage with a vengeance
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i wrote code by hand today and it felt good as FUCK
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if theyre not cowards they will add this for DMs
The new “⚠️Seems like AI slop” button on LinkedIn is sending me into orbit lmao
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jarens out here casually building v0 for shopify extensions
Replying to @stocuofficial
@stocuofficial SideKick integration is now LIVE! It's now never been easier to customize @shopify customer accounts 🤯 @nicklenko loom.com/share/20cf3ba0e4f84…
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many such cases
quick update on how this is going: they have gone back to linear because maintaining their internal tool that they vibecoded was taking away from their actual work’s bandwidth.
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can i see fire emoji reacts for being able to just uhh open the file picker and pick some files ?
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